I read this prompt and it sounded like Ron so here you have it: ‘Oh my God! You’re in love with him’
‘Oh my God! You’re in love with him!’ Ron had that expression in his face, red as his hair, between surprised and scared.
Harry didn’t like it. But there was not point in lying. They’ve been friends for 15 years now.
‘I wouldn’t say in love…’
‘Oh no no no mate, don’t even try’ Ron laughed. Actually laughed ‘Bloody hell! You’re in love! With the ferret!’
‘Yeah well, that ferret has been your partner for years’
‘And we’re great together, thank you very much’ Ron and Draco’s friendship had been a surprise before but now it was just funny. They still acted like they hated each other, but were the best Auror duo in the field.
Harry could have been Ron’s partner, and great for that matter, but he knew that he had made the right choice by becoming the DADA teacher . It just meant Harry saw Draco regularly enough to be his friend but not enough to be in love.
‘You’re so bloody in love that I can see it in your face’
‘Yes! Mate! You were smiling the whole time! I though my kitchen was about to explode just from the sexual tension’ Ron was way too excited for Harry’s liking.
‘You’re implying that it goes both ways’
‘Are you fucking with me?’
‘Thank Merlin I’m not. Hermione is my hero and not because she fought in a war’
‘Yeah, funny’ Ron rolled his eyes ‘I’m serious. That pointy git had a crush on you when we were in fourth year and I don’t think he ever stopped’
‘I swear! Maybe if not back then, I know for a fact he has a crush on you now’
‘Do you remember Hermione, you know, my hero?’
‘That’s the one!’ Harry could tell he was being petty, he just didn’t give a fuck ‘she said once you had the emotional range of a tea spoon, sorry if I don’t take your word with this one, mate’
‘Bloody hell’ Ron waved his wand to cast a patronus and said ‘Mione, Sneaky git has a crush on Harry yes or no?’
They didn’t had to wait too much for the response. The patronus was Hermione’s otter, but the answer didn’t come from her voice.