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yikes, there is a reason I left tumblr. it has not gotten better unfortunately...

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Tumblr sucked the life out of me for a hot second, trying to decide if I should post more but like- i've lost the will to post, much less the will to live. But by all means, if yall wanna see more, comment cuz i might just leave this for some unfortunate soul to find some 300 years later in the future.

Theo: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this one...

Draco: *Cracking his knuckles*

Draco: Manslaughter it is.

Draco: What happens if I hit the gas and the brake at the same time?

Theo: The car takes a screenshot.

Blaise: That's it. Get the fuck out of the car. Both of you.

Im ao happy finding your blog! I mean.. i REALLY LOVE THEODORE NOTT AS WELL! Whenever there's Theo in fanfic im soo happy! But well it is really hurt me when the author make him like a bad person.. but still i love the guy and hope people will recognise him good too not as a bad person. Aaand.. thank you so much for always involve him in your writing💖💖

Thanks so much!!! I love focusing on Theo and Blaise since they are more often times than not looked over. I love to involve him in my incorrect quotes! I see him more as the chaotic best friend and he's such an interesting character. Thanks for this hun!! Sending my love to you💚

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slytherin4ever

Draco: If it wasn't completely unethical, I would definitely blackmail you for this.

Blaise: Because you're a shining beacon of ethics, right?

slytherco

he's better than you

looking this casual is very expensive

he should be bathed in gold

I realised I’ve never drawn Blaise so there we go, he’s been in my head for quite a while. Hot, rich, and fabulous.

Harry: I like murder mysteries

Draco, trying to impress him: Well I've been a lead suspect for over THIRTY murder cases.

Draco: *holding his ring at a certain angle so he can reflect the sun in Theo's eyes*

bunney

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

blonded004

kyliesparks27-deactivated201810

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

imericschneider

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

stevetomjohn

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

characterlimit

proletarianprincess

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

carpegin

“47 month old”

dragongirltitties

this is my four year old rayman origins

jennytrout

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

rustydanger

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

amari-skies-deactivated20190610

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

mudskipmcqueen

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

suicunesrider

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

allmenarerapists

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

the-epitome-of-sophistication-d

This shit is hilarious

badgyal-k-deactivated20190901

@kaiiwooo

kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323

I can’t

onlyblackgirl

47 month old.

bando--grand-scamyon

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names

xoverlyxclusivex

47 month old.

crimeshetyped

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

mesaymeep

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

earlploddington-deactivated2019

who naming their kid after a fuckin god like wow talk about high expectations

lilycolon3

ok but 47 month old

slytherin4ever

Random but I knew two kids that were twins named lemonjello and orangejello pronounced lem-on-gel-oh and o-rahng-gel-oh

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Draco: *answers the phone* Hello?

Theo: Its Theo

Draco: What did he do this time?

Theo: No, it's me, Theo.

Draco: What did you do this time?

Blaise: Malfoy! Theo almost got hit by a car in the parking lot this morning!

Draco: I know. He was faster than I thought.

Blaise:

Draco: Don't worry. I'll get him next time.

Theo: You remind me of the ocean.

Draco: Why, because I'm deep and mysterious?

Theo: No, because your full of salt and you scare people

🖤 love train!! send this to all the people who deserve love!! don't forget to spread the love! 🖤(◍•ᴗ•◍)

thanks boo <3 ily

slytherin4ever

Kind of random but I just sort of wanted to know....

Which of my posts is your guys's favorite? It doesn't matter which one, but I was sort of curious to see.

willowbleedsonpaper

A thread because your blog is ✨Pure Gold ✨

And the Grammy goes to:

slytherin4ever

You are literally too sweet omg this made my night so much better. My moots are too nice to me. Bless you and your blog hun💕😚

#I love my moots #yall are too kind #you guys are the reason this blog is still alive

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Kind of random but I just sort of wanted to know....

Which of my posts is your guys's favorite? It doesn't matter which one, but I was sort of curious to see.

mischief-marauders

Me: I like Malfoys. Draco is a pretty complex character. I think Narcissa is pretty powerful and Scorpius is such a cool character.

Lucius: Ah thank you-

Me:

#ill add lucius to my slander list #will forever reblog

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