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@ambiguu
Should be "sorry, not sorry" then. Because if you cared, you wouldn't spread this crap on somepony else's property. So, the only sorry you are is a sorry sack of sh!t. You humans annoy me to no end.
If you did this to my house, I just might break your bucking arm.
okay
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unmute
You only need to know one thing: meow.
[Video transcript:
(Meow in the background. The meows continue through the video.)
So, (meow) today I am making... (meow) (snicker) pine- (meow) pinecone dice. (meow) (meow) My cat- (meow) He- (meow) He wants to narrate, too (meow). SHUT UP, THUNDER. (a beat.) He's not allowed in the bedroom (meow) 'cause he beats my other cat up (meow) and she's in here right now (meow) so he's throwing a fit.
Anyways, we're making pineco- (wheeze) i lost my train of thought.
So, I use- (meow) (exasperated) pi- i can't fucking these blank inserts (meow) to put the pinecones in (a series of meows interrupt) and then I put the pl- I had this all planned out and I was gonna explain exactly what I was doing and then the (meow)... the CAT... (meow) (a beat.) (Some purring) Can you (purring) hear that? Listen to that)(meow)
Anyways I hope you like the dice, bye.
End transcript]
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My FFS surgeon, Sarah Saxon in Austin, Texas, who is not legally allowed to block patients' phone numbers, blocked my phone number because I had post-surgical complications as a result of her giving me a surgery I didn't even consent to in the first place.
I've already reported her to the Texas state medical board & they basically told me to go fuck myself so the next best thing is to tell as many trans people as possible what she did to me.
If you're a trans person from Texas, avoid her at all costs.
via Reddit:
In 2022, I had FFS with Sarah Saxon. I did not consent to a reduction rhinoplasty, but she gave one to me against my will anyway. I am now experiencing complications that I've been told will only get worse and more visible with time. I have repeatedly asked for her to send me my records (which I need to sue her, along with the recording of our Zoom meeting where I explicitly tell her I do not want the surgery she performed on me) but she has refused to give them to me for almost 2 years, presumably so the statute of limitations will run out and I can no longer sue her.
It's also against Texas state law to refuse to release someone's medical records.
I have reported her to the state medical board for these three violations, but she's still licensed as of now so I wanted to warn people not to trust her. If she makes a grave mistake like she did with me, you will be left out in the cold.
Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?
Ollie: Not
Me: Are you sure?
Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not
Me, helpless, arms full of hot chili: Ollie, no! Ollie no! No, Ollie! God, Jesus, Ollie! Ollie, nooo!!
Ollie:
Artist's recreation of incident
the dead don’t always die
I finally red watership down you’re right it goes pretty hard
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Hey Episode WHAT THE FUCK
Alternate universe Ratatouille
Ratacoochie
This post shot me in the chest twice
I’m so used to seeing the edited one with his dick I got mad it wasn’t there like
This post shot me in the chest thrice
Immensely powerful thrift shop find, google drive to follow
22,000 ANIMATED GIFS
from ~2001, plus a few text-to-speech thingies i couldnt use on modern hardware, and more
YouTube trying to make me become racist while I listen to 1970s J-funk for 3 hours
The best thing I did for my youtube viewing experience was download an extension that allows me to block entire channels. Now when I don't like a thumbnail? Blam, obliterate it, never see it again - and youtube is none the wiser. Youtube has no choice but to bring me weird music videos and retro game reviews.
You know, needing to add basic functionality to a platform yourself to fight back against the forces of enshittification is something tumblr trained me well for. You need like 5 third party extensions to make this site remotely usable.
online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.
and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.
there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.
i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.
Hello out there, I miss you if you disappear
it's because 21 resolves to 3 which is the number of the self-penetrating androgyne while 56 resolves to 11 resolves to 2 which is the tension of unsynthesized difference. 2 has no resolution except through 3 which destroys it, much like how the pope described the transsexual as the subject which induces total existential annihilation in the nuclear heterosexual form
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This is UNCANNY.
@vurelly
This genre of re-enactment of video game logic/bugs/behaviour will never cease to be immensely funny
Not to mention everyone who does it is so insanely talented at portraying not only the vibes, but being dead on with the motion. I mean the courier in this alone has amazing core strength and rag dolls the EXACT way that bodies do in game. It’s honestly incredible.
