Here are some dogs wearing Christmas lights.
we're not kids anymore.

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⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Here are some dogs wearing Christmas lights.

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5th November: a brief(ish) history.
This is Guy Fawkes:
He was a Catholic in 1605, which was a pretty shitty time to be Catholic.
This is Elizabeth I (one of the first HBICs):
She wasnât big on Catholicism (it generally meant treason, which generally meant death). When she died in 1603 the Catholics thought everything would be rosy with James I on the throne:
They were wrong. He wasnât big on Catholicism either.
This is Robert Catesby:
(This was a good era for hats. Or bad, depending on your fashion preferences.)
He was a Catholic and he wasnât taking any more of this shit.
He knew that Guy was an expert with military stuff, so he got him involved with his âgunpowder plotâ.
This is the gunpowder crew (or some of them):
So they spent 18 months planning and, on 4th November 1605, Guy found himself sat in a cellar under the House of Lords, with 36 barrels of gunpowder.
He was ready to light the fuse the next day, when the King would be there opening the Parliament.
At midnight he was found (so close, yet so far) and ended up on this:
Then after some nice, friendly torture, he was sentenced to be hanged, drawn and quartered.
He was quite lucky (I would like to point out that I am using the British form of quite, as in âfairlyâ, not the American, as in âveryâ), he jumped from the gallows so broke his neck before the drawing and quartering happened.
Gory details for those of you who want to know (you all love gory details, donât lie):
Normally the person would be cut down, whilst still alive, and have their testicles chopped off and their guts pulled out, right before their eyes. Then theyâd get cut into quarters and sent to each corner of the kingdom, as a warning for the criminally-minded.
So that is why, in the UK, we burn this:
And then have big celebrations like this:
To celebrate that the King didnât get blown up in 1605.
And also because we like eating hot dogs and toffee, plus we enjoy the general peril of the November weather potentially hindering our standing-outside-in-the-cold-whilst-admiring-fireworks fun. Itâs how we get our kicks.
Remember, remember the fifth of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plotâŚ
anyone ever: It's getting hot in here.
my brain: ......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????
There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. Thereâs .1 and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there is a bigger infinite set of numbers between 0 and 2, or between 0 and a million. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. A writer we used to like taught us that. There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbounded set. I want more numbers than Iâm likely to get, and God, I want more numbers for Augustus Waters than he got. But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldnât trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and Iâm grateful.
John Green (via lifeofquotations)
Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ââŚWait a minute, I could be onto something here.â
this is the definition of college.
Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now Iâm considered an expert on this speciesâŚ

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All of us under its spell, we know that itâs probably magic
What the⌠but⌠how⌠whaâŚ. how did this personâŚ. IâŚ
i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god
i filled up both sides
what just happened
this makes me uncomfortable,Â
then do =x+2+ for the next part
for âor blow me a kiss, and thatâs lucky tooâ itâs =+1=+1
What is this sorcery?!?!
this is my favorite post on tumblr
the ending is: 12=x1=
So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go:
- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = + 1 = + 1
- 7Â 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 2 + 2Â 1 = x + 2 +
- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 +
- 7Â 2 + 7 = x + 2 +
- 7Â 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 7Â 7Â 2 + = x + 2 + = x - 7 - 2
- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = x + 2Â 1 = x + 2 + 1Â 2 = x 1 =
My mind just broke
*writes furiously*
Mom: Are you writing an essay?
Me: Hm? Wha-oh yeah. An essay. Definitely.Â
I def just wrote this on a piece of paper while laughing and my friends are now judging me hardcore
Today, I found a kitten sized chair and, luckily, I had a kitten to put in it.Â
Yesterday, the first Disney Park celebrated its 60 years. Hereâs a look at all Disney Parks that opened since then (including the upcoming Shanghai Disneyland Park).
sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

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why canât i be cool like crikee?
#honestly i feel like this is such a beautiful metaphor for the trio #the way they wear their uniforms #you got hermione with everything in its rightful place #tie and cape fixed and all #you got harry whose uniform is a little messy and everything is a bit awkward #and then you got ron #nicely not giving a fuck
Harry Potter Marathon and Chill
Harry Potter and the Sorcererâs Stone: 2hr 32min Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: 2hr and 41min Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 2hr and 22min Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 2hr and 37min Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 2hr and 19min Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: 2hr and 33min Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt1: 2hr and 26min Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt2: 2hr and 10min
Total time: 19hr and 38min
Total time does not include special features, theory discussions, restroom breaks, or intermissions for snack replenishes. Yâall think Iâm playing, but this is not a game.
This is ridiculous but I would do this
@andrewshawshankredemption @garththetoothfairykiller @adorabledorian đ
*throws a couple more inside out selfies at you* Anger: me Joy: thrillingprincess Disgust: thequeenoficedragons
I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes ânoooo⌠this wonât doâ and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says â⌠I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiingâŚâ

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this is so funnyÂ
terrible puns iâve heard so far:
william bakespeare
william shakespliffÂ
much ado about puffing
a midsummer nightâs weedÂ
please add to the listÂ
hamlit
are you guys aware that the influx of âtaylor swift sues peopleâ jokes have started again bc a radio dj is suing TAYLOR (not the other way around) because he grabbed her ass (aka SEXUALLY ASSAULTED HER) and she reported it and it resulted in him being fired from his job, so essentially she is being sued for reporting the fact that she got sexually harassed and itâsâŚ. become a meme insulting taylorâŚ. because thereâs nothing funnier than spreading false information about things that combine taylor swift and courts of law apparently⌠but like go off i guess???