often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

don’t go shopping with me i Will tell you to buy everything you want #enabler

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

“did the journal factory burn down” is funny but doesn’t reflect my true views which are i love to follow people who overshare every moment of their day

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments