The Best Of A Wandering Mind

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

BESPOKE

there’s at least one mean bone in my body

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

we learn from history that most people do not learn from history

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

there's this sort of default assumption online that you're meant to have watched the latest defunctland, hbomberguy or dan olson video in a manner i'd compare to "catch the game last night?"

homestuck day observed

*tired disgruntled middle aged mom voice* okay everyone gather around the kringlefucker and let's get this over with

the kringlewhat

all gambling advertising should be illegal

same goes for weight loss and alcohol and credit cards and vapes and crypto and medicine and religion and. all adverts should be illegal.