WAITING FOR A MAD MAN WITH A BLUE BOX

@ girls who wear fake eyelashes to school: the fact that u take the time to glue individual hairs to ur eyeball to look nice for ur education is admirable and i envy u because I do not have nearly that amount of dedication

i have a feeling u don’t get too close to any girl’s face anyway so unfortunately your preferences are completely irrelevant

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

I live in America, and I was only taught to hide and be quiet. I had to learn this on Tumblr. If one more person says that technology is ruining children, they best shut the hell up because this could be saving lives

We had more lockdown drills at school than we did fire drills…

Must spread knowledge

I promise this is not a screamer or anything gross

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue