mile high

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

happy vegas lost the cup to all who celebrate

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry