Mage's Muses

Hello! My name is Mage/Melly. If you are reading this, you have stumbled upon my blog where I roleplay as my favourite women but obese.

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...the kinks I will write, here...

...and my muse list, here.

...Thoughts ruminate in Ichiban's mind the closer they come to Inazuma. It's hard for him not to think about them; after all, Inazuma was his home for the better part of his life, for better or for worse. The issue is that the memories in question are ones that are deeply personal to him; coupled with the thrashing that Lumine gave him before, his mind is a whirlwind of different things that leaves him unsure of what to think. His mind drifts back to a conversation he had a long time ago, before he had christened himself with a name...

"You know, I... I know it's a bit odd for me to say, but... I've been thinking lately, and I think what I really want in my life is to be someone like you."

"Someone like me, huh? Are you sure that's what you really want? Katsuragi and I are teaching you what we are so you can be better than us, you know!"

"Come on, I'm serious...! Hahaha... I know it's silly, but—but I want to believe that there's a place for me in this world, just like there's one for you guys, you know? I'd like that more than anything else, I think."

"You say that like you're not one of us already. No matter what happens in the future, there's always going to be a place for you in Tatarasuna."

"...Do you really mean that?"

"Absolutely. And if things change, then I hope that you take everything you've learned here wherever you go, so you can find all sorts of new and wonderful people who accept you like we do—"

Ichiban didn't even notice he was biting his lip so hard until he heard the sound of wood splintering. Just like the Shogun does, he has his own routine where he applies veneer and polish to his lips, face, skin, what-have-you much like one applies foundation and lipstick. He'd need to reapply it again to hide what he had done to his lips... He really is a mess, and it's only going to get a whole lot worse...

"LAND AHEAD!"

Finally, Beidou's mighty commands rock the boat as she looks out to the island of Ritou ahead of them.

"GET READY TO DOCK, AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE'S READY TO DISEMBARK!"

"...It seems that we're almost there."

Ei says, having accidentally snuck up on Ichiban and giving the poor puppet a heart attack. She gently puts a hand on his shoulder and gives him a reassuring smile.

"Are you ready to come home?"

"...About as ready as I'll ever be, I guess."

Ichiban sighs, standing up straight and looking to Inazuma.

In my head...

He has a whole slew of issues that need not be listed due to how in-depth they are. However, when it comes to romantic prospects, I imagine that he would fall for two kinds of people:

People who would love and coddle him and believe that they can fix him despite being an absolutely absurd timesink because just look at him

People who absolutely do not take his shit and tell him right to his face that he's a rotten person and he won't get any sympathy from them

Xiangling and Noelle fall in the first category.

Admiring the mun's quadruple stacked, pancake-tower-resembling, gluttonously groaning, hoggishly hungry gargantuan gut...

"My, the amount of work you must have put into this...it can't have been easy. Allow us to assist~"

"...O-Okay, let me just clarify... When you say 'us', do you mean 'us' as in the plural, or 'us' as in the royal 'us'...?"

She is deeply moved, and she knows not how to articulate the great emotion she feels...

A bit more icons, AND two new characters...

"...Hm."

The Doctor hums, looking in front of a mirror that's currently showing his reflection in all of its glory. In alllll of its 2000lb glory.

Specifically requesting Xiangling's services for a private meal at the newly reinforced Jade Chamber.

She wants to test the actual capacity of it~

Her calendar is fuller than full at present, but if you just tell her when you want her to come in, she'll see if she can squeeze in a little something something...

The Shogun, throwing a miniature tantrum and being deliberately silent to show that she's upset when she hasn't been tended to and polished for too long.

"...Sigh."

Tighnari was appreciating the tiny garden of plants he had cultivated during his time away from Sumeru, but Xiangling is yet again trying to prove that she can fart flames if she eats something spicy enough, and now she's got an ass like a jet engine and has absolutely razed all of his plants.

Well.

Still like the thought of genderfluid Furina.

Calling you a good fatty for finishing that three layer feast table complete with a Ganyu appropriate portion of Adeptus'Temptation (a building sized pot) with a few gallons of Whopperflower Nectar added.

Now just sit back and enjoy outgrowing Liyue~

I am endlessly VINDICATED for having her on my waifu chart... It doesn't matter how big I am already; if Lumine wants me twice as big, then she need only ask!

I just can't believe it, really.