Lube Witch’s Blog

hey take those earbuds out. shows u a really loud picture of a horse

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

as we get closer to the holiday season remember that the holidays are not just about spending time with loved ones. it is also about grocery store employees being legally allowed to kill one customer per day

in dark souls 4 you will be able to squirt a little extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own

extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own

Your breast is extremly yucky to me

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

Huh

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

Ok I'll go fuck myself

i will take a hammer and FIX the papacy

It does NOT exist to kill the pope it exists to see if he's dead

What part of "hammer that exists to make sure the pope is dead" doesn't track with you?