Dumb Binch

I'm not saying your poor little meow meow isn't wet and pathetic but you still gotta respect the og okay Gollum INVENTED being wet and pathetic he is the poor little meow meow that all other poor little meow meows try their best to live up to but no one does it like him tbh

i won’t be fixed until i can inject music directly into my bloodstream

america got superheroes and japan got magical girls. i think america is the clear loser here

if i got rescued by a superhero id be like "theres a 50% chance u are a secret billionaire, go kill off bezos if u really wanna help me". if a magical girl rescued me id be like "thank u girl, good luck on ur math test!"

cemeteries aren't creepy they're actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

They used to be a common place to spend the afternoon and have a picnic and stuff! We should bring this back imo.

As a kid my grandpa used to take me to the donut shop then the florist and we'd eat donuts in the cemetery while placing flowers on all the really old unkempt graves.

I used to take naps in the graveyard next to my dorm.  It was very pleasant until caterpillar season.