lindsey - she/they - 26 {minors dni} - bad bitch w a fucked up tummy who loves pedro pascal and joseph quinn - hockey sideblog: c-coyle - icon credit to myself
hi all!! below the cut are links to all my fics, please be mindful of the warnings on each one and please comment/reblog if you enjoyed!! ao3 links are also provided for most of them if you prefer to read there!
i currently write for the last of us and stranger things fandoms!
all fics are (character) x f!reader unless stated otherwise!
divider credit to @cafekitsune, header made my me
Javier PeΓ±a
tease ao3 (7.6k) - you decide to surprise javi at work, and then again when he gets home. it almost goes how you planned it...
you miss me? ao3 (request) (1.5k) - after you call and tease javi over the phone at work, he comes home and decides to tease you back in his own way
three's a crowd ao3 (2.8k) - you hadn't been with a woman for years, but for javi? you would do anything he asked and more
can you feel what you're doing to me? (request) (drabble)
you can get louder, can't you? (request) (drabble)
don't mind me, just enjoying the view (request) (drabble)
Joel Miller
never enough ao3 (2.6k) - joel pulls you into the bathroom at a party and fucks you in front of the mirror
please don't stop (request) (drabble)
Frankie Morales
flying high (series) - stoner!husband!frankie x stoner!wife!reader
blue dream ao3 (6.5k) - you and frankie take a dip into your weed stash and attempt to watch a movie together but once the high settles in, frankie can't take his hands off of you
purple punch ao3 (5.8k) - after a long day at work, you do your part help frankie relax, and you try something new together
frankie calling you baby (drabble)
show me how much you missed me (request) (drabble)
Dave York
no panties?/if you interrupt me one more time- so help me god (request) (drabble)
dave calling you honey (drabble)
Dieter Bravo
motion sickness (1.7k) - you know dieter doesn't love you. you try to convince yourself (and him) you can let him go. (gender neutral reader)
Din Djarin
beg (676) - din tortures and edges you with a remote control vibrator
Eddie Munson
back to friends (series) - friends with benefits eddie x reader
part one ao3 (11.4k) - after a night out at a house party, you and eddie share a night that will change your friendship as you both know it, no matter how much you wanted it to stay the same
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When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."
If the Please Do Not Eat That Professional thinks it's inconsequential enough to be funny, then the concerned caller knows it's no big deal. When I was a kid my mom called poison control because I ate not one but several crayons, and their advice was to make sure I didn't stray too far from a toilet for a few hours because suppositories are made of wax, too.
Also several years ago I ate half a sandwich while wondering why the hell it tasted so funny only to realize the Goo Gone I'd been cleaning with was leaking, and did so onto my sandwich. Poison Control now has an online form where you can put in what you ingested/how much/when/etc. and someone basically triages those out, so the kid who just drank a bunch of drain cleaner isn't in line behind the kid who ate a crayon. I got a call like twenty minutes later from a nurse who told me I was fine.
Oh! And if you want to know what the tool looks like, it now gives a "this is not a real case" option to let you test it out, so I became a hypothetical worried patient who accidentally took 1000mg of ibuprofen (max dose should be 800) instead of 1000mg of acetaminophen (which has a max dose of 1000) and ran the entire thing. It took me less than two minutes from this:
To this:
Below this screenshot I was advised to drink some water and that if symptoms developed in the next four hours, I should only be concerned in certain cases (e.g. nausea is normal, heart palpitations are a problem).
So what if it's a serious problem? Suddenly, hypothetical Nina was cleaning xir bathroom sink and got hit with some Drano splashback with xir eyes and mouth open! Here's what the tool suggested. As soon as I selected that I'd gotten Drano in my eyes, this popped up:
So I hypothetically went to rinse my eyes, came back, and indicated it'd also gotten into my mouth and onto my skin. Here was the result:
And finally, hypothetical!Nina made an extremely bad decision, then decided this wasn't how xe wanted things to end after all. So I selected the option that says I'd attempted self-harm, and this popped up. (I didn't get it in the screenshot, but there's a drawing of a sad snail at the top of the screen. I think it's supposed to remind you someone is there, this just isn't the best route to reach them.)
The tool covers literally thousands of substances, and it's fast to use. It'll ask your age, assigned sex at birth, what you were exposed to, how (ate/drank it, breathed it in, got it in your eyes, etc.), how much you were exposed to, how long ago, whether you notice any symptoms, and what zip code you're in. That's it, and it's right here if you need it, and as they told me when I said I felt dumb over my Goo Gone-ified sandwich, they'd rather I check and be fine than not check because I "felt silly" and end up dead.
fandom is a lot more fun when your goal isnβt to be βthat big, popular accountβ within the fandom but just to have fun and talk about what brings you comfort and happiness by the way
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i block ppl all the time so my blocklist ranges from "actual fucking asshole fascist" n "post that mildly annoyed me because im petty" and if i went thru my blocklist rn i probably would have no idea why i blocked each of them but whatever
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"You only like this character because she's a woman!" okay and you hate her because she's a woman, knowing that she has all the traits you would enjoy in a male character.