MERCURY IN RETRO UPDATE . Mercury is totally laughing at the plans I made for the retrograde. . I was all set to retrofit my life, go through old files, flesh out old research. But instead I've been spending hours a day on hold, being disconnected by customer service representatives, then told I can't apply for Covered CA because I'm on Medicare - which isn't true. . I’ll be like, "I'm going to do my most important thing, just as soon as I check my emails." Then it will take me two hours to check my emails because my password has inexplicably stopped working. . Where is the lesson in all this? What's your damage, Mercury? . My takeaway: whatever thing is getting in your way rn is the very thing that you're supposed to banish, even more than the boxes of old stuff, or the emails you were supposed to sort through. . What's REALLY getting in our way is our old PATTERNS OF BEHAVIOR. . Turns out, my habit of checking my emails before I do that important thing is causing me more problems than the clutter in my inbox. . I can see Saturn in Capricorn waving at us in the distance. Thus, the lessons of this Mercury in retro are turning out to be Saturnine in nature. . Saturn is saying: Don't get distracted by the details (as Mercury, ruler of Virgo is want to do), when it's really the patterns that are the problem. . If you find yourself getting thwarted by Mercury in retro, as I have, when you hit peak stress ask yourself, "What is the larger pattern at work here? How can I fix it?" ... ... Image thanks to @melaniefrome . ... #Mercury #MercuryInRetrograde #AstrologyTips #LOL #MakeTheGodsLaugh #Patterns #Astrology #Saturn #Sagittarius #WitchTips #WitchLifeCoach #DailyOracle #Magic #Passwords #SecretCodes #Details #Virgo #BadHabits #GoodHabits #Productivity #FML #GoHiking #Bathtime (at Los Angeles, California)