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people apparently think rubber bullets aren't dangerous or something. they're bullets with a thin rubber coating, they're generally not, as some seem to believe, bullets made from rubber. they've got the capacity to seriously injure and kill. there is nothing nonviolent or lenient about rubber bullets.

they aim at your eyes on purpose.

PLEASE GIVE US BACK OUR MOM

I feel like the fact this got popular without a dominant caption is a tribute to 2020

Plz....@todorokitops look at this

Additionally, inheritance laws especially in English law used to be very strict about what wives and daughters could receive. Most of the property when a person died would go to a male heir even if that person left a wife or older daughter. This could even include the very house a woman was living in when her husband died. Cue Jane Austen and other writers of this era who discuss problems of women’s legal dependence. At certain times women could not hold land, houses, or bank accounts but they could take more personal property like jewelry or dresses. Women had to be conscious of the value of their clothing and jewelry because it could someday mean the difference between penniless or able to afford a place to live after your husband or father died.

Little louder for the fuck boy in the back.

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

Everybody try and guess what Stitch said.

*takes notes*

please explain ??

I met a vampire in Glasgow in 2013 and next time I see him it's on

I hate this website bc any time I mention a Vampire Tormenting me y'all are in my asks and comments like "is the vampire single" with NO care whatsoever for my health and happiness. You would step over my freshly dead body for a CHANCE to french the stinky old man who dropped me there and that's why I don't respect any of you people. Maybe he IS single but you'll never know you HOUNDS. you VULTURE S