when your friend gets a masters degree make sure you send them every single gif you can find of anime girls in maid outfits saying master!!!! right away

My headcanon is that at some point after MG2 it became public knowledge that Miller's Maxi Buns' was funded from PMC slush funds and the reason Miller moved to Alaska was to get away from the scandal.

for $1 name your favourite fictional lesbian. and no "straight female character popularly fanonized as a lesbian" or "this male character is a lesbian to me" allowed

Need to deploy some sort of mandatory seminar to IT people, "How to make your security upgrade instructions not look like a phishing email"

IT guy at work asked me to read out my password over the phone, WHILE THERE WERE COSTUMERS AROUND and seemed really confused as to why I had to go to the back room before doing it?

Everyone knows how certain songs are on people’s character playlists for seemingly no reason other than people just liking the song, but what are your songs that 100% associate with a certain character/ship/piece of media or anything?

Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush is about Madoka and Homura from Madoka Magica and I refuse to take criticism on that

You've Got Everything Now by The Smiths is about the boys from Challengers and you will never change my mind

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

Sure! You always did that when we were younger!

this is not the takeaway here but for a hot second I genuinely thought that satirical news outlet The Onion was named after its founder, Tim Onion