Why Won't This Cocking Cucumber Behave?

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

shirt that says 'i ♡ writing 300 words of the worst prose known to mankind'

Carrie is a great reminder of how it is morally correct for fat teenage girls to get to kill whoever they want

Forgot the word 'distraught,' almost described someone as 'emotionally disheveled.'

Depending on your intended tone, "emotionally disheveled" might be superior.

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times

went on a walk smelled the pine trees. im fine now

crave blood again