Why Won't This Cocking Cucumber Behave?

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genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

hitting return early on libby when there's people waiting and feeling like a benevolent queen distributing alms to the poor

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER

i’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now