The Happy-Ranty Place

Maybe only cats can become ghost. That’s why ghosts just knock over stuff and make noises at night.

Look, they have nine lives, we never said they had to have ‘em all as a material cat.

Please, I am begging you, visit the official Captain Marvel website

I would post screenshots but they cannot possibly capture it.

Text her let me sit a fidget spinner on that ass and post her reply

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church

If you pay attention to the ads in Time Square, you learn that John Mulaney exists in Miles’ universe. Meaning that once he got over the initial shock of there being a Spiderham, Miles was concerned with the fact that Spiderham sounded like John Mulaney.

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

I live in New York City

very sexy of me to be isolating myself and rotting into the floor

#theyre the same outfit

#endorsed

hey quick question what if u liked glow boy bc i would die for him

If you liked Sky High at all you are gay now, next question

thank you so much 

Thanks for helping me out because fun fact they were BOTH my favorite