Dreamers dream what worlds they please

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said