im crying sitting on a cornflake.

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

Isn’t that what happens in the markiplier movie

sad how when westerners say "pickle" it's almost always shorthand for "pickled cucumber" which is the most Mediocre and Disappointing of all the bountiful beauteous possibilities of pickled vegetables...

Remember when Little Talks was on the radio all the time? Things were better then. Have we tried putting Little Talks back on the radio 18 times a day to see if that fixes things

Fuuuuck I got powdery mildew on my cilantro plant. Do I just throw it out and buy another one? It’s making such a nice comeback though 😭

Okay so I gently rubbed the whole plant down with soapy milk. That’s removed the powdery layer at the moment, and I’ll keep an eye on it to see how quickly the stuff comes back. Maybe if I do that routine regularly it will keep it at bay. #sunkcostfallacy

oh shit i think it’s starting to bolt anyways :/