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kiisaes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#potato au gratin adjacent casserole thing

kilncreatures

teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living

If someone had to fold a letter up, which one looks the most professional?

ege-egeblog

Nooo🦆

auroraboringaliceinwonderland

ID: a large cardboard sign on a glass door outside. The sign says, “Do NOT Let The Duck In,” in all caps. Standing in front of the door below the sign is a duck. End ID.

ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

#but how do you stop the duck from getting in once you open the door?#like if I need to get in the building and that’s the only entrance #how do I stop the duck from sneaking through my legs

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barrylyga

Did Jasper make a song lyric reference to Taylor Swift’s Anti-Hero with ‘It’s me. Hi, I’m the killer, it’s me.’ Lol that’s great

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barrylyga

Currently in the middle of reading Every Hunter Is Hunted. I like that Jasper has mellowed out since his teen years. It’s nice to see that therapy has done him some good.

Glad you’re enjoying it! And yeah — Jasper has grown up a bit, hasn’t he?

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gunk-droid

im developing my theories

eggxeggxegg

The last one would make a cool rainbow split dye color melt

mcromwell

did you know you can poke holes in your Otamatone and stick taxidermy eyes in them

and then even smaller

I love pickled garlic. But I don’t have time to figure out how to make my own, so I buy it whenever I find some sold at a store. For example, yesterday I got some on clearance at home goods

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alexandriaocasiocortez

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

antlerpunk

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER

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Duck on the ulta roof

#my photo!

molabuddy

^ guy drowning in blood

eggxeggxegg

Isn’t that what happens in the markiplier movie

Fireworks are like if popcorn was gunshots

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Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

Pan cooked some frozen corn 😋

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