im crying sitting on a cornflake.

Honestly I wish if I didn’t have any clients a particular day they’d tell me to not come in

There’s 2 hot pockets in the work fridge that I don’t think are mine. They have a different crust than what I usually bring. But they’ve been there for awhile and now I’m starting to second guess

I usually keep ghost leaves on my pothoses until there’s like three of them. They’re pretty, but once it looks like it’s gonna be a habit I want to discourage the growth of more of them, so I cut at above the leaf before the all white ones.

Omg there is a garbage truck on the highway and lightweight trash periodically is blowing away

I love pickled garlic. But I don’t have time to figure out how to make my own, so I buy it whenever I find some sold at a store. For example, yesterday I got some on clearance at home goods