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Nooo🦆

ID: a large cardboard sign on a glass door outside. The sign says, “Do NOT Let The Duck In,” in all caps. Standing in front of the door below the sign is a duck. End ID.

ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

#but how do you stop the duck from getting in once you open the door?#like if I need to get in the building and that’s the only entrance #how do I stop the duck from sneaking through my legs

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barrylyga

Did Jasper make a song lyric reference to Taylor Swift’s Anti-Hero with ‘It’s me. Hi, I’m the killer, it’s me.’ Lol that’s great

😂

#Barry lyga answers

barrylyga

Currently in the middle of reading Every Hunter Is Hunted. I like that Jasper has mellowed out since his teen years. It’s nice to see that therapy has done him some good.

Glad you’re enjoying it! And yeah — Jasper has grown up a bit, hasn’t he?

#Barry lyga answers

gunk-droid

im developing my theories

eggxeggxegg

The last one would make a cool rainbow split dye color melt

mcromwell

did you know you can poke holes in your Otamatone and stick taxidermy eyes in them

and then even smaller

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I love pickled garlic. But I don’t have time to figure out how to make my own, so I buy it whenever I find some sold at a store. For example, yesterday I got some on clearance at home goods

alexandriaocasiocortez

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

antlerpunk

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER

crapbirdphotography

Duck on the ulta roof

#my photo!

molabuddy

^ guy drowning in blood

eggxeggxegg

Isn’t that what happens in the markiplier movie

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Fireworks are like if popcorn was gunshots

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Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

Pan cooked some frozen corn 😋

Restaurants need to add more cold dishes to their menu because i’m too angry from being overheated to order a meal served hot

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S E A L

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

sad how when westerners say "pickle" it's almost always shorthand for "pickled cucumber" which is the most Mediocre and Disappointing of all the bountiful beauteous possibilities of pickled vegetables...

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

pickled onions. pickled garlic. pickled peppers. pickled okra. pickled daikon. pickled asparagus. pickled beets. pickled ginger. pickled brussel sprouts. pickled mushrooms, pickled eggs, pickled cabbage, pickled corn. pickled watermelon! the opportunities were vast and unceasing!!!!!!

instead they chose a filler vegetable that has all the charisma of a cantaloupe staging a hostile takeover of a fruit salad 😞

#I like how pickled garlic turns green/blue

captainjonnitkessler

Remember when Little Talks was on the radio all the time? Things were better then. Have we tried putting Little Talks back on the radio 18 times a day to see if that fixes things

#🎶 and though the truth may. very this. ship will. carry our. booodiees safe to shore 🎵

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