I came here to troll but now I keep learning shit

I fucking love this.

im completely fine w/ criticizing how commercialize valentines day is but its so fucking obvious when ppl r using that as a justification for hating the holiday bc theyre bitter

"valentines day was invented by cooperations to sell more chocolate" You Made Like 15 Posts About How Excited You Were For Halloween 5 Months Ago

if Big Confection had the decency to put even a single fucking skeleton in Valentine's Day, maybe it'd go down easier

Exactly black&white powder isn't cheap

@uncle-beanbag

It's gone down in price!

I pretty much always make my own.

Imagine you want to flex on the Germans so hard, you take the shell that hit you but failed to explode, disarm it, restore it, and then made it a part of the ship as a display piece.

Second flex is storing the Texas at the monument for the battle of San Jacinto

mother fucker unlimited

this is some ed edd eddy shit

the eyepatch. the washing machine. the shovel. this is incredible.

This makes me want to forge all of them.

I need dinner ideas. I want brats but my wife hates the way food cooked over charcoal tastes and my kid wants chicken but we don’t have any thawed.

The fact that none of you is willing to help me figure out dinner when @theminingengineer and @alaskanomad and @michigander514 number among my fellow food people is disappointing.

What do you have on hand?

I have access to a grocery store because I have chicken nuggets and frozen chicken breast on hand

I'd suggest burgers but the wife hates charcoal so why don't we lay out tin foil for each chicken breast. Put a tab of butter on each and then season it to taste before wrapping to prevent the charcoal from flavoring it. My favorite way to season is a French onion soup mix or a ranch dressing mix.

Thank you for you consideration, I will be discussing options with the picky wife.

Other choices include using a meat hammer to flatten chicken breast before laying a slice of ham and then Swiss cheese on top and rolling it up. Dip into a bowl with scrambled egg and then dust with breadcrumbs. Place in a greased glass pan and cook at 400 degrees for... 30ish min?

See we did lemon pepper chicken with rice and green beans yesterday

You didn't mention that.

To be fair I didn’t think it was an important detail

You could just get her a lunchables

Don’t jest, she likes them.

I prefer not using fluid if possible.

Do you chimney start it?

I'm trying to figure out how to make one of these. I could prolly do it out of cast aluminum and some brazing.

Well that’s rude. Squatch just wants to head to the shitter for his morning deuce.

Yea but hes got a 10mil bounty. Soo...

Think of his Squatchlets! And his wife, Sasquina!

Oh I am. And that trail he left heading back to them.

Excellent. Let me know which zoo buys the little ones and if you need help dragging the parental carcasses out of there.

Seriously tho. There's a group thatll give you 10 mil if you can present them a corpse.

Well that’s rude. Squatch just wants to head to the shitter for his morning deuce.

Yea but hes got a 10mil bounty. Soo...

Think of his Squatchlets! And his wife, Sasquina!

Oh I am. And that trail he left heading back to them.

Well that’s rude. Squatch just wants to head to the shitter for his morning deuce.

Yea but hes got a 10mil bounty. Soo...