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Got inspired and drafted another Valko fic in my notes app at like 4am last night, I’m gonna try to post it later today! It’s so wholesome I love it I love it
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You take one look at Valko's chest and go, "You're definitely a double D cup."
Valko blinks, eyes widening in surprise before he's looking down at, what you affectionately call, his tits. His lips then curl into a playful smile as he replies:
"And all this time I thought I was an F cup." He reaches up to squeeze at his chest and you struggle to not gape at how the plush swells spill between the gaps of his fingers. "Maybe even a G?"
"And here you are, roaming around without a bra." You tease. "Breasting boobily and distracting the masses."
"It's not my fault I'm naturally endowed," he retorts, grinning. "And certain people can't keep their eyes to themselves." Then his grin slips into a smirk. "Pervert."
You gasp loudly, jaw dropping at the audacity.
"Pervert!? Me!?" You exclaim over Valko's loud cackling. "That's rich coming from the guy who raided my dirty laundry for my dirty underwear!"
Valko wipes away a tear, huffs for laugher still falling from his lips and simply shrugs.
"I'm a wolf. What's your excuse?"
"Being a wolf isn't a valid excuse in this scenario!"
"I needed to familiarise myself with your scent!"
"Oh woooow, okay. Your mother's definitely gonna hear about this one."
every time you get a haircut, your hair always dries to be very fluffy. you use this to your advantage. you plod into sylus's office, all tired from being out. You don't even need to exchange words as you plop down on the couch beside him, laying down and placing your head in his lap, closing your eyes. you don't even need to exchange words for him to understand what you desire.
"the new hairstyle suits you, sweetie. i like it." he praises, before slowly beginning to run his fingers through the strands, watching the tension ebb from your body at his touch. over time, he finds himself mindlessly playing with your hair as he works, twirling sections around his fingertips, the soft texture pleasant. sometimes he scratches your scalp in a way that makes your brain go completely empty, tingles traveling through your head, and you have to be careful not to drool on his nice slacks.
by the time he's finished what he was working on, you're fast asleep. he gazes down at you fondly for a little while, admiring your features relaxed in sleep. he carefully lies beside you, lifting you up and resting you back down on his chest. wrapping his arms around you, he indulges in your warmth against him for a long while, eventually falling asleep himself.
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Inspired by me forcing myself to take a shower cuz I knew I'd feel loads better afterward. And also inspired by a video I saw ages ago where this person's partner was brushing their teeth for them when they were too depressed to
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"Mmm, you smell good right now, baby," Valko says, voice almost gravely. He rolls some of his weight off of you to nose at your neck, collarbones, shoulder...
"If you sniff my pits, I'll take you to the pound," you grumble.
He chuckles, but his nose travels up once more.
The bed is a mess, because you're a mess. For the last few days, everything has felt awful. Even being forced to drag yourself out to the bathroom is a curse, let alone getting food or water or sunlight. You've cocooned yourself here, your own warm little haven of solitude. Your phone your only companion in these troubled times, showing you endless videos that keep your mind just barely entertained enough to forget everything else.
Unfortunately, Valko hates being forgotten. He hates being ignored. He hates that you've been cooped up all alone in here for so long, rotting away, not telling anyone a word of your dark thoughts and feelings.
Fortunately for him, he knows how to climb to your balcony and let himself in.
He noses at your cheek, trying to coax you to open your eyes and look at him. You hope by pretending to try to sleep, you might deter him. But it won't work, of course.
"When's the last time you had a shower, babydoll?" he asks, but instead of the gravel of intrigue or the light teasing lilt from earlier, this is serious. Soft. Gently prodding at the walls you've built up, looking for the smallest crack.
You grimace. At yourself, at the question, at how pathetic you feel. You turn your face away, further into your pillow. "Hnn, like... three days ago..." you mutter.
He makes a sound. Not judging or disgusted. Just acknowledging. He nuzzles himself into your hair, despite your whines of protest. "You wanna take a shower with me?"
You mull it over for a long while. You know it would make you feel better. Know that he wouldn't shy away from your untamed body hair. And clearly he's not screaming running from the stench...
But the thought of getting out of bed, getting into the water, having to clean yourself off, dry off, get dressed again... God, your body feels so heavy. You curl tighter into yourself.
Though, it seems, in that same stretch of time, Valko came to the decision for you.
He presses a kiss behind your ear. "I'll go get the water running," he says, before crawling out of bed.
You peek your eyes open to watch him move around. He goes into the bathroom and starts the water, giving it time to heat up. He goes into the closet to grab two clean towels, mismatched, because you haven't bothered with laundry. He hangs them both up, tests the water, adjusts it, leaves it alone again.
He goes into your dresser next. You whine your complaints as he sifts through your underwear to find the softest pair. He shoots you a wink as he drapes them over his shoulder. He grabs some of your comfiest lazy-day clothes, too. It takes a moment of searching and rummaging before he finds one of his hoodies. He gives it a sniff and huffs, disappointed that his smell has worn off. But, he adds it to the pile anyway.
"What're you gonna wear?" you ask him. You don't have enough of his clothes here (yet) to build an outfit for him.
He shoots you another cocky look as he steps out of the room, one leg coming up as he leans out of the door, before coming back to the ground as he lifts up a duffle bag. "I came prepared."
You blink at him. "You... Why did you bring your stuff?"
"Isn't that obvious?" He drops it onto the foot of the bed, unzips it, and pulls out a mess of unfolded clothes. He pauses to think for a moment, humming thoughtfully, before he pulls out a sweater, grabs the sweatshirt he left with your clothes, and replaces it. With a satisfied nod, he stuffs the sweatshirt back into the duffle. "My puppy needed me, so I came prepared."
You scoff, hiding half of your face under the edge of the blanket. "I don't need you."
He smacks your foot over the blankets, frowning at you. "Yes, you do. Now," he comes around to your side, reaching under the blankets and hoisting you up, "bath time!"
"Ah! Val- Valko!" The blankets cling to you, wrapped around you from your cocoon. You wriggle, pulling them partway off your bed before you manage to escape from their clutches. Valko just laughs, unwavering, as he carries you to the bathroom.
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"Show me those fangs," he orders playfully, muffled around the toothbrush hanging from his mouth. His hands are busy loading up your own brush with toothpaste.
You scowl. "I'm not gonna let you brush my teeth."
He sets down the tube and runs a little bit of water over the paste to soften it. Then he turns to you fully and nudges your chin with his finger. "Show me 'em!"
When you continue to refuse, he tries prying your lips apart with his fingers. You bite at them, catching them between your teeth. He laughs, playfully shaking your head back and forth like you're a dog with a toy.
With a sigh and a roll of your eyes, you relent.
"Good puppy," he praises, still muffled. With one hand holding your chin, he gets to work brushing your teeth for you. It's stupid. It's weird. It's cute seeing the way he focuses on the task, brows pinched and green foam starting to drool down his chin. He brushes thoroughly, ensuring he gets around your gum line, the back molars, and the other side of your teeth, too.
He's so pretty, you think as you watch him. His hair is flat from the water, cheek pushed out from his toothbrush, skin dewy from stealing some of your lotion... And he came over, broke in, brought his own clothes, just so he could take care of you. Even when you don't want him to. Even when you need to do these things. He doesn't bat an eye at how stupid it all is; how stupid you are for wanting to rot and feel worse.
His golden eyes suddenly flick up to yours. They widen slightly. You understand why when his hand releases your chin to brush away tears from under your eyes. "Wha's wron?" he asks around too much foam.
You shake your head, grabbing hold of his wrist to remove the brush from your mouth. He watches, caught a bit off kilter, as you spit and rinse. When you rise, he's still standing there, looking a bit dumb with your toothbrush in one hand and his still hanging out of his mouth. You can't help but laugh. He looks even more confused when you do, until he glances in the mirror and seems to remember he hasn't brushed his teeth yet. The green foam has gathered at the corners of his mouth, forming a steady line down his chin.
He makes a sound, quickly rinses your brush off and drops it into the cup, and leans over the sink as he rapidly brushes his teeth. You laugh even harder, amused by how intense he looks as he brushes at his fangs. "Shaddap," he gripes, but there's not an ounce of real annoyance or venom in it.
He spits, rinses, and wipes the foam off his face, double checking in the mirror that he got it all. Then he rinses his brush and drops it into the cup beside yours.
You're still a little giggly as he turns back to you, grabbing you in a squeezing hug as he aggressively rubs his cheeks against your head. "You think that's funny, huh?"
"Yes," you admit, hugging him around the waist to squeeze him in return.
He huffs, but he doesn't argue. Just holds you, rocking idly back and forth, as you settle into his arms. After a moment, he settles, too, resting his head against yours without trying to scent you some more. "What were you crying about?" he asks quietly.
You nuzzle into his neck. He's so warm. He smells like his bodywash and shampoo, and a little like your lotion and mint toothpaste. All wrapped up in him like this, you hate the idea of hiding in bed again, surrounded by your cold blankets and own smell. "I was crying cuz... I love you."
"Loving me makes you cry?"
You huff. "No, I mean, like... You came all this way for me. And you didn't leave, even though I was trying to push you away. And I just- I love you."
"Oh." He kisses your head multiple times. "I love you, too. And I'm not done takin' care of you yet. I can hear your stomach growling, puppy. Anythin' you wanna eat, you got it."
After all he's done, food doesn't sound like so much of a burden. You just think of all the amazing food you're craving now. All the things you can have, that you'll let yourself want, because you know he'd do anything to make sure you got it. Anything to make sure his mate is happy again.
He nudges your face away from his neck, pressing his forehead to yours so you have to keep your eyes on him. "Next time you feel like shit, tell me, okay? I'm always gonna be here for you, even if you don't think you deserve it. I like taking care of you."
You're a little misty-eyed as you nod. "I'll try."
"Good." He pulls away to kiss your nose, then under your eye. "Good puppy. Now give me your food order. I'm startin' to think you swallowed a wolf with all that growling."
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Going forward!
I'm still gonna be writing for the game, and for Valko, too! I'm open for requests, so feel free to send stuff in! (I don't rly have any rules other than I don't write anything NSFW!)
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I will be doing another installment to the Game Night series, finally! Planning to add Caleb, and Valko too. If you're new here I'd definitely recommend it-- it's essentially a series of sitcom-type shenanigans with the guys! My pride and joy rly tehe
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Wasn't gonna write for Valko before his release, but I saw this tweet and couldn't resist doing a little something for it! On Valko-writing lockdown henceforth, but if this ends up being in any way in character? Huzzah!
(Will be writing more for him so feel free to send any requests if you enjoy!)
Balcony Invasion
Valko x Reader (slight xavier x reader)
Summary: It was bold of Valko to assume your balcony is private!! It's not 💕
You’re not sure what’s more distracting— the man on your balcony, or the flower petals.
“Take me in for the night,” he’s saying, as your eyes track the pale blue petal that floats down behind him; you’re trying to be subtle. Don’t look at it. Don’t. Look.
You shake your head. “Slow down. You can’t come in, are you kidding? Stranger danger, and all that. I don’t know you, not really.”
“I know you.”
“Well that’s just not true, is it?” Another petal is drifting down, light against the backdrop of a dark Linkon skyline. Don’t look. “And spare me the ‘you smell like my soulmate’ crap— I don’t wanna hear it. You’ve got some nerve, y’know. Acting all familiar just because you get off on my shampoo.”
Valko huffs, amused. “It’s a biological instinct, not a line.”
“What part of ‘spare me’ got lost in translation?”
You splay your fingers over his chest, because he’s leaning forwards, encroaching: hanging onto your every word like his teeth could make a home there. But he likes the touch. Grins. “Trying to muzzle me?”
“No! I—”
“It’s a little too late.” He stands with a stretch, dropping down onto your balcony from the safety rail (which is being horrifically misused, by the way). Then he’s in front of you, looming over you; the man has no regard at all for personal space. “So you gonna invite me in? Or do you want me to beg? Because I can— tch, ugh!”
A flower petal is attacking his face, and his nose is wrinkled, his yellow eyes crossed.
“What the—?” he grumbles.
A voice drifts down from above you both:
“They love me… they love me not. They love me… they love me not. They love me…”
You fold your arms, squinting up at Xavier, who’s leant wistfully on the balcony above yours. He plucks petals from a flower as he whispers into the night, and the moon, ever his co-conspirator, is bathing his melancholy in silver.
Valko frowns upwards. The latest petal is spiralling down towards his face again, and he sends it away with a pointed puff of breath. “Hey… hey, you!” he calls out, a surprising amount of sympathy sanding down his gruffness; it might even be empathy. “You okay up there?”
Xavier sighs softly. “I’m okay.”
For the love of— “Xavier.” You step towards your balcony’s edge so you can stare up at him more fully. “This isn’t what it looks like, okay? He’s just a friend! Not even that, really.”
“They love me…” Xavier muses on.
Valko glances at you. “You know him?”
“He’s my partner. From work,” you’re quick to add. Too quick.
“They love me not.”
“Oh cut it out, Xavi! Fine! He’s more than my partner. It’s… complicated. Valko, that’s Xavier. Xavier… this is Valko.”
Xavier finally turns his eyes down on you both, and he smiles warmly, giving a wave. “Hi.”
That’s not a good smile, that’s his secretly-plotting-a-murder smile.
“Uh… hey,” Valko answers.
“Xavier? I’m okay, really. I can handle this myself.”
“I know you can.” Xavier’s chin rests, propped up by his hand; the half-plucked flower tickles his cheek. You can’t see his other hand, which means it’s down by his side, holding his sword. “But I’m here if you need me. Always.”
“Thanks.” And you are grateful. On edge, but grateful. “I’m good, though. Promise. Got it under control.”
“Yeah?” Valko’s shadow is swallowing you again. “Think you’ve got what it takes to tame the wol—?”
You press a finger to his mouth, smiling innocently up at Xavier, whose gaze has gone narrow. Oblivious to the danger, Valko smirks, then tries to nip at your fingertip. You wish you did have a muzzle.
“Night, Xavier!” you dismiss sweetly.
“Goodnight,” he murmurs back, because he does— despite his worry, and the stranger still trying to playfully catch your finger in his mouth— trust you. He withdraws from his vantage point, sword swung back against his shoulder and glinting ominously. A blink-and-you-miss-it threat, just like the rest of him.
A slow breath leaves your lips. You flick Valko square in the middle of his forehead.
"Ah..." he winces, face scrunched, but his pupils dilate in excitement. “Where were we?”
“You were about five sentences away from propositioning me, I think.”
“Fifteen, actually. Now who’s acting familiar?”
You’re about to scoff and say something else— something along the lines of you having no intention, whatsoever, of letting his ridiculous (albeit, very fine) ass into your home— when a loud squawk interrupts you. Your body goes tense.
A red-eyed crow is perched on your balcony rail, watching. By extension, a nosy, red-eyed man, too.
Valko sneers at where Mephisto is hunched, all bristling black feathers, being buffeted by the wind. “That’s a weird-looking thing.”
“That’s Mephisto.”
“Huh?”
Mephisto caws in indignance, his cover betrayed. You tug Valko into your apartment. “C’mon. If we’re gonna be hanging out, there’s some stuff you should know.”
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thinking about drawing while sitting in valko's lap!! his arms wrapped around your waist and his chin resting on your head as he uses his size to his advantage and watches you draw from above. his chest is solid and so so warm against your back, almost too warm. you can never get used to how much warmer he is compared to you.
if you're working digitally, he has endless questions. "what's that? how'd you do that? what does that do?" you answer them all, because you know he's asking just to hear a bit more of the sound of your voice. even if he repeats a couple questions unknowingly.
every once in a while, once you finish a step, he'll ask to borrow your pencil/stylus. if you oblige him, he'll draw a little doodle on the side, his brow furrowed in focus and concentration. (aww! he drew a little puppy!!!!!)
you ask him if he's bored, if he'd rather be doing something else, if he wants to get his phone or gaming console to entertain himself with, but every time he tells you no without even a second of hesitation. he loves being in your presence and feeling your body against his own; just spending time with you and watching you do what you love, even if everything progresses slowly.
if you look up at him, you'll find him attentively watching your process, flashing you a charming grin when you meet his gaze. if you get frustrated during the process of drawing, he'll kiss your furrowed brow, tilting your chin upwards so you move your focus to him instead. he's a master at dissolving the tension building up in your head, and you're never quite sure how he does it. you just know that a few minutes later, you feel reinvigorated and ready to get back to drawing.
and once you put in the last finishing touches and show him your artwork, he'll gaze at it with shining eyes before kissing all over your face and pulling you into a bone-crushing hug, telling you he's so proud and so incredibly lucky to have such a talented mate <333