it's heinous how much my productivity has suffered since i've discovered "just chilling & having a nice time"

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different

Putting your liked songs on shuffle and realizing how cool you are like I’m an eclectic ass cat you know that ?

I have no concept of tmi you should tell me everything

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

wowww you're so stupid for your age

worse people than you have made it out before

they should invent an apartment that a normal person can afford

Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that