splatboi finally splats (cums) after 3 weeks (this title is so fucking stupid)
Hello one and all, it is June 10th, aka. The day of reckoning. The day of cum-oning, if you will, for me. And I have a dramatic retelling for you all. Ok this intro is too unserious I’m gonna stop now anyways-
I had, last night, made a promise to myself (and @secretnsftblog, my denial buddy in crime) that I wouldn’t cum until late tonight after edging myself for several hours. Now, given that I’m on my third orgasm of the day… that did not end up happening. However, I feel like the way I came was so… embarrassingly pathetic, it kind of makes up for it.
Some context before I set the scene: I had been edging myself on and off all day. When I woke up, before I went to the gym, during my lunch break, and I may or may not have teased myself a little bit while working uh what-
Basically, I was hard. No, I was beyond hard, I was genuinely sporting a boner throughout the entire day, to the point where my boxers were constantly damp with pre cum and crossing my legs was near impossible cause it put too much pressure on my aching cock. My body knew today was the day we were finally gonna cum, and every edge I stole felt like it was another drop of liquid in this overflowing, cracking dam trying to hold back an ocean of backed up sexual frustration inside of me.
And now, we come to my moment of weakness, and final release: the shower.
I love edging in the shower, it’s the one place I can be warm and wet and squirt as much as I want without worrying about the clean up, and boy was I abusing that today. My dick was so thick and begging for attention and I just kept abusing it, rubbing edge after edge under the hot shower water, fucking my cunt with the slick that was dripping out of me and just feeling so fucking good. Close, stop, close, stop, close, stop, over and over and over again. I was literally panting in the shower, flushed from the steam as I felt like I could almost taste my orgasm on the tip of my tongue. My abdomen felt so fucking tight, so close to cumming, I needed to stop before I lost control.
So, I let go of my pulsing cock to pick up my bottle of face wash, and squeeze some out onto my hand. Except, when my degenerate edged out self wrapped around the bottle, my brain realised how… long… and thick… and almost cock-like the bottle was… It was way too thick to be an actual cock, I couldn’t even close my hand around it really, but I could still curl my fingers around it and stroke up and down, up and down. Every stroke made my brain fuzzier and fuzzier in the hot steam of the shower, and before I even realised what I was doing, I found myself jamming the base of the face wash up against my tdick and started rubbing and pumping it like it was my actual cock. Just fucking my fist with this thick white plastic bottle, my vision blurring as everything started to get so fucking close down there.
And the light rubbing pressure of the base on my dick, combined with the visual image and feeling in my arm of rubbing a long thick cock if I closed my eyes and pretended, got me so close so fast I nearly came right then and there. Just my cock swelling up against the back of this plastic and I was close, I was so so close I could cu-NO! NO! BAD!
Somehow, I managed to pull back from the edge as I yanked my cock away, panting to myself I shouldn’t I shouldn’t I shouldn’t, and I tried to be good. I swear, I really did. I washed my face and put the bottle down and was trying to focus on cleaning my body, running soapy fingers all across my chest and stomach and thighs, but I just couldn’t stop thinking about how good it felt to stroke my fake cock and how close I got just from that phantom sensation.
And before I knew it I was doing it again. Pumping pumping pumping, rubbing and fucking my hand and I was close, I was so close and I could feel myself leaning over the edge, standing right on the tip of falling into oblivion, and my cum just fucking exploded out of me, I couldn’t hold it in anymore. Everything pulsed so hard I was audibly whimpering in the shower, leaning against the wall shaking as the dam on three weeks of pent up cum just shattered. I was shaking as my cock just throbbed and throbbed and throbbed, wave after wave of pleasure rocking through me and it felt like it’d never end. The cherry on top of this all was that I’d accidentally squeezed the bottle open cause I clenched so hard when I came, and my face wash is this clear viscous liquid, so it literally just looked like cum was dripping from the tip of my fake cock. I just- fuck. It felt so good, I felt so fucking good.
Even minutes after my orgasm was technically over, I kept getting aftershocks through my dick, just clenching and twitching as another wave of random pleasure just rolled through me and I shuddered. It felt like it’d never end. Even now, hours later, my dick still feels so fucking sensitive. Drying myself after the shower literally made me whimper from the rough fabric touching the tip. Both times I’ve cum since have been in under a minute, I feel like a pre-ejaculate virgin, feel like there’s so much cum in me still my body is trying to pump it out as quickly as possible the second my libido even slightly rises. Edging feels impossible right now. And I thought cumming would make me less aware of my dick but noooo, now everything is rough and sore and aching instead.
Now I have post-nut clarity, I’m so embarrassed about the way I came just, barely even touching myself. Just fucking this plastic cylindrical bottle in my hand like it’s my dick I just, my face was in my hands the second I was finished, I was so embarrassed. I’ve never felt more like an out of control teenage boy in my life and I just, it felt so good and so shameful at the same time fuck.
I think the conclusion from all of this is, I need to buy myself a more realistic looking strap, and see how far I can take this handsfree madness