ᴍʏ "ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ sᴋɪʟʟs" ᴀʀᴇ "ʀᴜsᴛʏ"

Bonus:

Just in time to celebrate his birthday (January 23rd), here's a compilation of the venerable Hanguang-Jun's outfits (and... a not-outfit) 🩵.

👁‍🗨 “It’s not like any pain you feel when your alive. It’s… it hurts to exist. To be dead and still here.” -Garry Keay

None of the assistants in the magnus archives came out alive or without trauma. Such as Gertrude’s assistants, Michael and Gerry (one becoming the embodiment of the spiral and the other being bonded to a page in a death book).

what if rita actually was rita penumbra???

think of it: they’re on a heist that’s going south and rita suddenly remembers:

rita: I know a place we can hide! my uncle owns this hotel-!

buddy: can we trust them?

rita: oh yeah, missus buddy, they’re the best hotel this side of nowhere!

and they just like show up in the penumbra and-

doorman: ah ms. penumbra, how can i help you-

rita: FRANCIS WE COMMITED WAR CRIMES

doorman:

doorman: i see… why don’t you come with me to room j 13

AND THAT’S HOW JUNO ENDED UP TELLING THE GUESTS HIS STORY

Anyone with any manners at all should know to act utterly stricken in my presence