wow, the power of milfs

there’s no permanent self and that’s pretty cool

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too babe

I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

i wish i was a beautiful woman (remembers i am a beautiful woman) i wish i was a CONVENTIONALLY beautiful woman (remembers normative beauty is boring) i wish i had powers

automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

please don’t send me mixed signals, i barely even understand direct ones.

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

*sees fog* holy shit. silent hill

all characters need sexy white streaks in their hair trust me on this

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

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