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guy who can only experience nostalgia: they should make pizza like they used to

these hips don't lie, and those hips don't tell the truth. how do you navigate out of this labyrinth

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

Even giggles have a cost

Even giggles have a cost

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

the fact that people prefer to read and write in english rather than their native language should actually be seen as a crisis im not joking this is not a good thing

Fakt, że ludzie wolą czytać i pisać po angielsku, zamiast w swoim języku ojczystym powinien być postrzegany jako kryzys, nie żartuję, to nie jest dobra sprawa

the sex movie

hi! language here! this could be called a porns

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

w to lato musicie być na plaży grubi brzydcy owłosieni i szczęśliwi. i dobrze nawodnieni i wysmarowani spfem

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