Hai 🦈

The amount of Smurf flavoured ice cream I see is concerning… we are hunting those little guys to extinction :(

Nate Rivers is a pervert who will go to hell

teraz nie micka mamina musí podstúpiť lobotómiu

"s vami toto robiť je jak s koňom sa modliť" - my dad

The wokest character in all of anime is the dude in episode two of death note who suggests with no evidence other than lots of people dying that Kira is the CIA

I just had a very vivid vision of near calling light yagami a faggot and it reminds light of L and he goes into an monologue about how L was so much better at calling him slurs and how near is an unworthy successor (cope) and then he gets shot by matsuda

my ability to replace sleep with phone in bed time frightens me. im like a sick animal thst needs to be put down before i hurt myself and others. i feel diseased

Why are all songs about break ups and letting go romantic… my dear girlfriend is literally an ANGEL it’s my best friend who’s out to fucking kill me……..

God give me either patience and endless forgiveness or a pair of balls to say “Fuck you” to a certain someone. Friendship may be magic but this one is dealing psychic damage to me.