Chaos and fic writing

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

The knight is doing her best to fend off the bandit ambush, so if the princess could please stop flashing her tits because it's "funny to distract her", that would be greatly appreciated

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

by default i dont understand people with boobs who argue against freeing the nipple and think top nudity is shameful. but ESPECIALLY i dont understand it when you live somewhere where temperatures can exceed like 80F. youre telling me you havent ever wished it was socially acceptable to walk downtown with your tits out when its hot outside. youre just okay with having to wear shirts in all weather and this doesnt bother you. i simply do not believe you............

WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN

if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck

he invaded iraq???

oh

guess we need to be circulating this psa again. This Is A Fucking Trap. Do Not Participate.

it's so fun how tumblr allowed this to be blazed to my dash but trans women are regularly nuked off the site for literally nothing within hours of making their accounts