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Canders
Oh @stark-illerbase, let me take you on a journeyâŚ
Anders and Carver donât like each other in Act 1 of Dragon Age II. Thatâs putting it mildly. Carver is a young man probably suffering from PTSD, grieving over his twin sister and struggling with the new life his brother and mother are pursuing. He strongly identifies as a Fereldan, hence the tattoo he got at Ostagar being a mabari, and he sees his mother trying to recapture the Amell name and legacy as almost a rejection of the Hawke lifestyle back in Lothering. As to the PTSD, not only did he see his beloved Twin sister get crushed by an Ogre right in front of his eyes, he was also at the Battle of Ostagar. He had to be dragged away from the battle by his fellow soldiers and told to run for it, or else he would have stayed, and fought and died right there, so determined was he to protect his country and family.
â Said he wanted to protect his family. That someone had to, because his father had died and, well you know how the Champion turned out. Carver took it real seriousâŚâ (World of Thedas Vol 2)
Along with a love of using a sword, this was Carverâs motivation for signing up with the army, the Blight was threatening his home, and his family, and he saw it as his duty to protect them.
âThe more ground we lost, the harder he swung that plank of a sword of his. He was shouting that we had to win, that it was to keep our homes safe. I swear he was crying when we finally tackled him, but damned if Iâll hold that against him. It took three of us to drag him to cover. I had to slap him back to his senses, to make him see that killing five, or ten, more âspawn wouldnât matter. The wall was on us, and dying there wasnât going to help anyone. I said if he wanted to do his family good, heâd get them safe. â (World of Thedas Vol 2)
So heâs a bit of a prickleberry.
And then in comes Anders. Instantly heâs hyper focused on Carverâs brother, because Carverâs brother is a Mage. And Maker have mercy Carver has been hearing about the Mage plight for years. His whole bloody life actually.Â
He acutely understands the realities of living with an Apostate mage family, from the perspective of someone inside the family unit who doesnât have magic himself. He couldnât be too good at anything, or excel, because it drew attention. He wasnât a Mage himself, but he too lived as an Apostate, in fear of drawing the Templars gaze.
And then Anders says,Â
Anders: Iâm sorry about your sister. She sounds like a special girl.Â
Carver: Why? Because she was a mage?Â
Anders: Â (If Hawke is male) Your brother says she had a good heart. Being on the run never made her bitter. (If Hawke is female) Your other sister says she was a good person. That she never turned down a chance to help people.Â
Carver: Yes, yes. Iâm sure the Chantryâs got a shrine with her portrait on it.Â
Anders: I was trying to be nice.Â
Carver: Stick to surly. It works for you
And then this one
Anders: You donât like me, Carver?Â
Carver: I donât like you.Â
Anders: Thatâs unfortunate. Hating someone just because theyâre a mage is a shameful thing.Â
Carver: I donât hate you because youâre a mage. I hate you because you wonât shut up about it.Â
Carver: Oppression this, templars that. Iâd heard enough long before you.Â
Anders: Maybe itâs time you put some thought into it.
To Anders, Carver looks like the sullen, angry, bitter brother of two Mages, resentful of their powers or perhaps, even, hating them because of them.
This isnât the case. Carver bitches and moans about his siblings, but most of his gripes are familiar to anyone who has an older or over achieving sibling.
When there is a legitimate threat, Carver immediately steps between Hawke and danger. When Fenris snarls about Mages, Carver, unprompted, says.
Carver: You have a problem with my brother/sister, you have a problem with me.
Itâs instantly protective, and itâs far from the only incident in the game. He continually worries whenever Hawke talks to Templars, or stirs up Mage trouble, not because he hates Mages but because heâs worried for Hawke.
Anders however can no longer seem to see greys, itâs all black and white for him. Either youâre for Mages and then you want wholescale freedom and down the Templar order, or youâre a Mage hater, and as good as a Templar.
Carverâs stance on Magic is actually one of the most subtle and nuanced in the game, if not the whole series. He understands the dangers on a level most people, who havenât lived with unfettered magic, canât understand. But he also understands the joys and love of those with magic, and doesnât believe locking them up in the Circle to be the right thing, despite his potential choice to be a Templar.
So Carver and AndersâŚ
Enemies to Lovers
The fit this trope beautifully. Even in Act 1 with surly Carver and judgy Anders. But throw in Carver either being a Templar, the thing Anders hates most in the world, or him being a Grey Warden, the organisation Anders rejected. Oh the potential for angry arguments and heated kisses.
They are not so ideologically opposed that I think they couldnât understand each other I think, and I think if they actually hashed it out together theyâd actually find a lot of common ground. Itâs just whether they could get there without the prickles throwing them off course is the questionâŚand no Carver isnât the only prickly one.
Templar Carver
Carver joins the Templar order for two reasons.
1. His brother/sister hasnât returned from the Deep Roads with the rest of the expedition. Bartrand has likely told him theyâre all dead. That leaves him and his mother alone in the world, and Carver canât get work. The Guards wonât have him because Aveline told them not to, and the other options are mercenary jobs or the Templars. He no longer has any mage siblings to worry about being caught, and he doesnât have to disclose that he had Mages in his family if he doesnât want to.
2. His namesake was a Templar. I think giving him his piece of his identity makes Carver interested in the order in a different way. Up until then theyâve kind of been the boogeymen of the Hawke childrenâs lives. âBe good or a Templar will get youâ. But his father named him after a Templar, âskill thoughtfully appliedâ. There was some value to that path. And you canât tell me that Carver wasnât, in many ways, his familyâs personal Templar. If Bethany or Hawke had fallenâŚwould another Mage have been able to stand against them? They would have needed a swordsman. Carver.
Anders thinks Carver has joined the Templars out of spite, or hatred. But there is a wonderful array of fiction you can have with Anders and the Order and the fact they are continually trying to hunt Anders down. Carver wouldnât stand for it, if one of his brothers companions was threatened, and he certainly wouldnât want him to be hurt, killed or made Tranquil, which would have been his fate should Meredith have gotten her hands on him.
Grey Warden Carver
As for the Grey!Warden path, Carver thrives as a Warden, he blossoms under that structure and purpose where Anders did not. But they have the connection of Anders having been the one to beg Stroud to take him, to put him through the Joining.
We also know that Carver knows Nathaniel, who was friends with Anders during Awakening. This likely means he knows a number of the Ferelden Wardens, and you canât tell me they wouldnât be curious about Anders.
Alternate Universes ideas I have toyed with writing
Tevinter - Mage Healer who refuses to use Blood Magic and the son of a powerful Mage house who doesnât have magic himself.
Special Agents AU - Agent Hawke and Anders have a turbulent relationship because the boy always comes back hurt.
Coffee Shop AU - Anders is an overworked and exhausted Doctor. Carver is his caffeine supplier.
Werewolf AU - Alpha Carver learns that being dominant doesnât always mean barking orders, and Omega Anders learns that brooding wolves are definitely better lovers.
Mirror Universe - What it says on the boxâŚdarkfic.
Angel AU - Carver is Andersâ guardian Angel, and he grumbles about it a lot. He also keeps losing his feathers everytime he swears, and it makes Anders laugh at him.
and many many more.
To close out this rambling dissertation on the beauty that is Canders (praise be)
Enjoy this lovely fanart drawn by the talented @frikadeller in a commission for @autumnyte-oldâ
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Canders
Oh @stark-illerbase, let me take you on a journeyâŚ
Anders and Carver donât like each other in Act 1 of Dragon Age II. Thatâs putting it mildly. Carver is a young man probably suffering from PTSD, grieving over his twin sister and struggling with the new life his brother and mother are pursuing. He strongly identifies as a Fereldan, hence the tattoo he got at Ostagar being a mabari, and he sees his mother trying to recapture the Amell name and legacy as almost a rejection of the Hawke lifestyle back in Lothering. As to the PTSD, not only did he see his beloved Twin sister get crushed by an Ogre right in front of his eyes, he was also at the Battle of Ostagar. He had to be dragged away from the battle by his fellow soldiers and told to run for it, or else he would have stayed, and fought and died right there, so determined was he to protect his country and family.
â Said he wanted to protect his family. That someone had to, because his father had died and, well you know how the Champion turned out. Carver took it real seriousâŚâ (World of Thedas Vol 2)
Along with a love of using a sword, this was Carverâs motivation for signing up with the army, the Blight was threatening his home, and his family, and he saw it as his duty to protect them.
âThe more ground we lost, the harder he swung that plank of a sword of his. He was shouting that we had to win, that it was to keep our homes safe. I swear he was crying when we finally tackled him, but damned if Iâll hold that against him. It took three of us to drag him to cover. I had to slap him back to his senses, to make him see that killing five, or ten, more âspawn wouldnât matter. The wall was on us, and dying there wasnât going to help anyone. I said if he wanted to do his family good, heâd get them safe. â (World of Thedas Vol 2)
So heâs a bit of a prickleberry.
And then in comes Anders. Instantly heâs hyper focused on Carverâs brother, because Carverâs brother is a Mage. And Maker have mercy Carver has been hearing about the Mage plight for years. His whole bloody life actually.Â
He acutely understands the realities of living with an Apostate mage family, from the perspective of someone inside the family unit who doesnât have magic himself. He couldnât be too good at anything, or excel, because it drew attention. He wasnât a Mage himself, but he too lived as an Apostate, in fear of drawing the Templars gaze.
And then Anders says,Â
Anders: Iâm sorry about your sister. She sounds like a special girl.Â
Carver: Why? Because she was a mage?Â
Anders: Â (If Hawke is male) Your brother says she had a good heart. Being on the run never made her bitter. (If Hawke is female) Your other sister says she was a good person. That she never turned down a chance to help people.Â
Carver: Yes, yes. Iâm sure the Chantryâs got a shrine with her portrait on it.Â
Anders: I was trying to be nice.Â
Carver: Stick to surly. It works for you
And then this one
Anders: You donât like me, Carver?Â
Carver: I donât like you.Â
Anders: Thatâs unfortunate. Hating someone just because theyâre a mage is a shameful thing.Â
Carver: I donât hate you because youâre a mage. I hate you because you wonât shut up about it.Â
Carver: Oppression this, templars that. Iâd heard enough long before you.Â
Anders: Maybe itâs time you put some thought into it.
To Anders, Carver looks like the sullen, angry, bitter brother of two Mages, resentful of their powers or perhaps, even, hating them because of them.
This isnât the case. Carver bitches and moans about his siblings, but most of his gripes are familiar to anyone who has an older or over achieving sibling.
When there is a legitimate threat, Carver immediately steps between Hawke and danger. When Fenris snarls about Mages, Carver, unprompted, says.
Carver: You have a problem with my brother/sister, you have a problem with me.
Itâs instantly protective, and itâs far from the only incident in the game. He continually worries whenever Hawke talks to Templars, or stirs up Mage trouble, not because he hates Mages but because heâs worried for Hawke.
Anders however can no longer seem to see greys, itâs all black and white for him. Either youâre for Mages and then you want wholescale freedom and down the Templar order, or youâre a Mage hater, and as good as a Templar.
Carverâs stance on Magic is actually one of the most subtle and nuanced in the game, if not the whole series. He understands the dangers on a level most people, who havenât lived with unfettered magic, canât understand. But he also understands the joys and love of those with magic, and doesnât believe locking them up in the Circle to be the right thing, despite his potential choice to be a Templar.
So Carver and AndersâŚ
Enemies to Lovers
The fit this trope beautifully. Even in Act 1 with surly Carver and judgy Anders. But throw in Carver either being a Templar, the thing Anders hates most in the world, or him being a Grey Warden, the organisation Anders rejected. Oh the potential for angry arguments and heated kisses.
They are not so ideologically opposed that I think they couldnât understand each other I think, and I think if they actually hashed it out together theyâd actually find a lot of common ground. Itâs just whether they could get there without the prickles throwing them off course is the questionâŚand no Carver isnât the only prickly one.
Templar Carver
Carver joins the Templar order for two reasons.
1. His brother/sister hasnât returned from the Deep Roads with the rest of the expedition. Bartrand has likely told him theyâre all dead. That leaves him and his mother alone in the world, and Carver canât get work. The Guards wonât have him because Aveline told them not to, and the other options are mercenary jobs or the Templars. He no longer has any mage siblings to worry about being caught, and he doesnât have to disclose that he had Mages in his family if he doesnât want to.
2. His namesake was a Templar. I think giving him his piece of his identity makes Carver interested in the order in a different way. Up until then theyâve kind of been the boogeymen of the Hawke childrenâs lives. âBe good or a Templar will get youâ. But his father named him after a Templar, âskill thoughtfully appliedâ. There was some value to that path. And you canât tell me that Carver wasnât, in many ways, his familyâs personal Templar. If Bethany or Hawke had fallenâŚwould another Mage have been able to stand against them? They would have needed a swordsman. Carver.
Anders thinks Carver has joined the Templars out of spite, or hatred. But there is a wonderful array of fiction you can have with Anders and the Order and the fact they are continually trying to hunt Anders down. Carver wouldnât stand for it, if one of his brothers companions was threatened, and he certainly wouldnât want him to be hurt, killed or made Tranquil, which would have been his fate should Meredith have gotten her hands on him.
Grey Warden Carver
As for the Grey!Warden path, Carver thrives as a Warden, he blossoms under that structure and purpose where Anders did not. But they have the connection of Anders having been the one to beg Stroud to take him, to put him through the Joining.
We also know that Carver knows Nathaniel, who was friends with Anders during Awakening. This likely means he knows a number of the Ferelden Wardens, and you canât tell me they wouldnât be curious about Anders.
Alternate Universes ideas I have toyed with writing
Tevinter - Mage Healer who refuses to use Blood Magic and the son of a powerful Mage house who doesnât have magic himself.
Special Agents AU - Agent Hawke and Anders have a turbulent relationship because the boy always comes back hurt.
Coffee Shop AU - Anders is an overworked and exhausted Doctor. Carver is his caffeine supplier.
Werewolf AU - Alpha Carver learns that being dominant doesnât always mean barking orders, and Omega Anders learns that brooding wolves are definitely better lovers.
Mirror Universe - What it says on the boxâŚdarkfic.
Angel AU - Carver is Andersâ guardian Angel, and he grumbles about it a lot. He also keeps losing his feathers everytime he swears, and it makes Anders laugh at him.
and many many more.
To close out this rambling dissertation on the beauty that is Canders (praise be)
Enjoy this lovely fanart drawn by the talented @frikadeller in a commission for @autumnyte-oldâ
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Reasons I would love an Anders!
Sexual tension sentence starters
as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall
Angry
âMake me.â
âI dare you.â
âBite me.â
âYou think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!â
âWanna bet?â
âIf you complain that itâs hot one more time, Iâm going to give you a reason to sweat.â
âProve it.â
âWhatâs in it for me?â
âIf you bite your lip one more time, Iâm going to do it for you.â
âOh, well fuck me, then.â
âShut up!â
âYell at me again, and Iâll give you a real reason to scream.â
Flirty
âI wish we werenât out in publicâŚâ
âWow, youâre really strong.â
âWanna go for a ride?â
âYou sure canât keep your hands to yourselfâŚâ
âAh, I think I need a new bed.â
âCan you help me with my tie?â /Â âCan you zip up my dress for me?â
âYou have really nice fingersâŚâ
âAre we going downtown?â
âYou should come by my placeâŚIâll give you the grand tour.â
âThat outfit looks good on you. But, youâd also look good without the outfit.â
âWhat do you wear to bed?â
Awkward
âDo you have to eat it like that?â
âUhmât-those shorts look tightââ
âHey, stop biting your lipâŚâ
âWhaâis that a banana in your pocket?â
âYouâre standing a little close to meâŚâ
âHeyâyouâve got a little something on your faceââ
âMy keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?â
âHelp me find the D? I mean, the variableâi-itâs mathâŚâ
âI just wanna grab your buâhand. Grab your hand.â
â*purely staring at (muse name)âs lips*â
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anonymously message me with a plot & i'll respond with whether i would be interested or not, then make a starter for it.
note: this is simply to try and help people break the ice of rp'ing or for those who want to rp something off someoneâs wishlist, but are just a little too shy. this can remain completely anonymous! so if you receive a plot you like youâre essentially making an open starter based on that plot unless the other person comes forward :)
Reblog if youâre an active dragon age roleplayer
I need more blogs to interact with.
⯠DRAGON AGE GENERATOR SENTENCES / PART TWO
⪠A list of SENTENCES from the Dragon Age Generator blog on Tumblr, to be used and changed however you see fit. possible trigger WARNINGS for profanity and violence.
⪠All parts can be found here.
â and they say summoning demons never solves anything! â â are you serious? right in front of my inquisition? â â at this point, the headache iâm developing is preferable to the templar order. â â carry on. i love to kill people. â â date a girl who summons demons. â â donât worry. getting in all kinds of trouble and saving the world are what iâm best at. â â donât worry. kissing girls and killing templars are what iâm best at. â â for 8000 sovereigns a month i will stop getting in all kinds of trouble. â â gather your party and get in all kinds of trouble? â â getting eaten by dragons is human culture. â â guess iâll summon demons. â â have you ever licked an apostate in winter? â â he say âdo you love me?â i tell him âonly partlyâ i only love my necromancy and my dragons, iâm sorry. â â gather your party and suffer various deaths of body and spirit? â â i am dying of something worse than death. magical fisting. â â i destroy the world because itâs the right thing to do. â â i have a purpose. i have pretty girls. â â i want to be a dog. â â if all else fails, raise the dead. â â if she breathes sheâs an abomination. â â improvise. adapt. kill ancient gods. â â it was a dark time. there was one light. dragons. â â itâs a good day to bring doom upon all the world. â â itâs nothing personal, i just donât work with bald people. â â itâs over, ____. i have the egg. â â last night, i saw ____ helping people ⌠then he blew up the chantry. i tell you he must be an abomination or something. â â magic exists to raise the dead and never to save people. change my mind. â â make ____ bald again. â â news of the hour: ____ is an ass. â â nobody steals my dwarf. â â nobody steals my good hair. â â oh, hello ⌠iâm suffering various deaths of body and spirit. would you like to join me? â â once i learn how to unite the lands against the blight itâs over for you bitches. â â press f to unite the lands against the blight. â â self care is uniting the lands against the blight. â â some people??? destroy the world???? to cope??????? â â sometimes to achieve the world one desires, one must put on a dress and dance the remigold. â â the dogs had sought to usurp heaven. but instead, they destroyed it. â â this is so sad alexa summon demons. â â those bastards made me get rid of my goat. poor ser crush-something-soft-and-watch-it-fountain-blood-a-lot. â â though darkness closes, i am shielded by pretty girls. â â what is needed now is not another templar order, but fine dwarven crafts, direct from ____. â â when i was in the circle, demonic possession was only a game. â â while you were partying, i brought doom upon all the world. â â while you were partying, i made this place a sanctum of healing and salvation. â â woman laughing alone with swords. â â you hear that, ____? iâm a giant spider. â â you just canât throw a decent party without kissing witches. â â you should kiss someone else. like me. i like being kissed. â â your cat is a gift, but itâs also a curse. â
Catch-22 ⌠sentence starters
âIâm cold⌠Iâm cold.â
âYou murdered him.â
âI heard you kill him.â
âInsanity is contagious.â
âTheyâre trying to kill me.â
âNo oneâs trying to kill you.â
âI donât want to dance with you.â
âYouâre going to be all right, kid.â
âYou donât want to sleep with me?â
âYou have a morbid aversion to dying.â
âFrom now on, Iâm thinking only of me.â
âNow youâre asking me questions, again.â
âAnything worth living for is worth dying for.â
âI used to think it was immoral to be unhappy.â
âWhat the hell are you getting so upset about?â
âHeâll hate you⌠to his dying day heâll hate you.â
âWell, he died. You donât get any older than that.â
âI wouldnât want to live without strong misgivings.â
âYou wouldnât be normal if you were never afraid.â
âThat crazy bastard may be the only sane one left.â
âSubconsciously, there are many people you hate.â
âHe was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.â
âAnything worth dying for⌠is certainly worth living for.â
âHe was never without misery, and never without hope.â
âWho, specifically, do you think is trying to murder you?â
âBe glad youâre even alive. Be furious youâre going to die.â
âThe point is to keep them from dying as long as you can.â
âThereâs nothing negative about running away to save my life.â
âThey think that theyâre smart and that the rest of us are dumb.â
âIâd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldnât I?â
âI donât know. It doesnât make sense. It isnât even good grammar.â
âJust because youâre paranoid doesnât mean they arenât after you.â
âIâm not running away from my responsibilities. Iâm running to them.â
âNow youâve given them hope, and theyâre unhappy. So the blame is all yours.â
âYouâre dangerous and depraved, and you ought to be taken outside and shot!â
âAnybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.â
âThe enemy is anybody whoâs going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.â
âIt doesnât make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone whoâs dead.â
âJust what the hell did you mean, you bastard, when you said we couldnât punish you?â
âWhile none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.â
âYouâre an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand.â
âOf course youâre dying. Weâre all dying. Where the devil else do you think youâre heading?â
âIt was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.â
âIâm an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so Iâm in an ideal position to appreciate it.â
âLetâs take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.â
âEven the bravest men experience fear. One of the biggest jobs we all face in combat is to overcome fear.â
âThere was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.â
âHow many honest men were liars, brave men cowards, loyal men traitors, how many sainted men were corrupt?â
âI used to get a big kick out of saving peopleâs lives. Now I wonder what the hellâs the point, since they all have to die anyway.â
âIt was almost no trick at all, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropyâŚâ
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đŞ parental figure
đź guardian
đ¤ siblings
đ¤ friends
đ˛ friends with benefits
đ toxic friends
đ¨âđŤ mentor / disciple
â¤ď¸ mutual love (shipping/romance)
đ one-sided love (unrequited love)
đ crush
đ¤ previous ex (spouse or partner)
đ toxic love
đŞ rivals
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đ indifferent
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Long ago...I RPâed Carver.
...And now I want to again.
Are there any Dragon Age RPâers still around?
Please?
Historical / Fantasy First Interactions
âExcuse me, I am a weary traveller. Is there an inn nearby?â âMy apologies, I thought you were my Lord/Lady.â âWhereâs the blacksmith? I need the damned blacksmith!â âI hear the Queen has been having a sordid affair.â âYou cannot put your horse here, youâll need to take it to the stables.â âYou donât hail from these parts, do you?â âMy Lord/Lady, itâs a pleasure to have you in our lands.â âHave you heard the rumours of magic in these parts?â âI wouldnât travel to those parts if I were you - dragons hail in those parts.â âMy goodness, you look like an elven beauty.â âIâll have the largest tankard of mead available.â âDo you pledge fealty to the King/Queen?â âWho goes there? Friend or foe?â âDwarven crafts and wares for sale!.â âI can offer you my sword on your travels - for a price.â âYou have not pledged fealty to my King/Queen - therefore you are my enemy.â âIt is an honour to welcome a noble from such far lands.â âYou there! I wish to hire your sword!â âHealer! We need a healer!â âWait a minute⌠Youâre no human, are you?â âYou practice magic, donât you? I can smell it on you.â âHalt! In the name of the King/Queen!â âWelcome, clearly the tales of your beauty/strength do you no justice.â âSo I guess youâre my sparring buddy for this training exercise.â âYou must have travelled from far off lands, I have never seen anyone who looks like you.â
Send âking meâ for an AU starter where my muse is royalty.
Acts of Affection
Send in a symbol from YOUR muse to see how MY muse will react to yours! For the ones where YOUR muse gives or says something to mine: WILD CARD! Your muse can pick the item, sings a specific song, or says a specific thing!
Family/Platonic:
âŠÂ  Grooming, brushing, or tending to their hair.
âŞÂ Rubbing their back after a stressful day or disappointment.
â Â Â Cooking them their favorite meal and feeding them.
⏠ Making them their favorite hot beverage.
âźÂ Cuddling on the sofa next to each other.
â Â Singing them to sleep.
â Â Getting them something they need before they ask for it.Â
â Leaning your head on their shoulder while they talk.
âĽÂ Play fighting!
â Â Mussing their hair or tugging at their clothes (a hat, sleeve, etc.)
Shipping/Romance:
⼠ Laying by their side and watching them while they sleep with a fond smile.
⥠ Kissing the corner of their eyes.
âĽÂ Running your hand over their arm and gently pulling them close.
⤠ Whispering sweet nothings in their ear.Â
⌠ Holding hands and nuzzling somewhere ambient and low-lit.
⣠ Staring deep into their eyes with adoration.
ጠ Rubbing your leg against theirs under the table.
â Â Pulling them into a hall/alley to kiss them passionately.
¥ Brushing your hand over or gently squeezing their bum.
Ί Running a hand over their collar bone or dÊcolletÊ.
Sexual/NSFW:
â Â Soft nips at the neck and shoulder line.
â Â Bathing, washing, or soaking together quietly after sex.
⌠ Body worshipping their naked form, slowly.
â  Painting honey dust, edible paint, or other soft brush strokes on their body.
⌠ Giving a sensual massage.
â˘Â Straddling their lap and holding their face to yours for a deep kiss.
ⲠDressing them up in lingerie (or gear) with gentle attention.
â˝ Running your hand between their thighs, and splitting their legs apart.
âş Unzipping their clothes free and kissing their neck.
Starters | Heroes & Villains
|HERO|
âYouâre not getting away this time!â
âYour tools are impressive, but they canât beat natural born power.â
âDonât you ever grow weary of the same routine?â
âYouâre a monster.â
âI must say, of all the people I put behind bars, youâve got to be the worst.â
âI donât want to play your sick mind games, Iâm not one of your victims!â
âYou canât control me like you can your little puppets, can you?â
âUgh, I feel bad for whoever has to sort all this mess out.â
âIâm justâŚtired. Iâm tired of everyoneâs lives lying on my shoulders.â
âWhy canât these people just learn to take care of themselves?â
âI enjoy my work, Iâm a savior! I wouldnât trade that for anything!â
|VILLAIN|
âWhatâs the matter, are you afraid of me? Good.â
âI have to say, you are giving me quite a bit of trouble.â
âYouâre about to piss me off, brat.â
âCome on, you can get out of that, canât you? At least try.â
âGo on, at least put on a show if youâre going to challenge me.â
âThe last guy didnât end up so well, if youâve heard. I admire your bravery.â
âAs much as I appreciate tenacity, I donât appreciate annoying flies interrupting my plans.â
âNow that Iâve got you, what should I do first?â
âRelax, kiddo. Not everyoneâs out here for mass murder or world domination. Maybe I just wanted to take this car for a joy ride.â
âWhy do you always have to ruin my fun?â
âWhy did I turn bad? Why do heroes ask such inane questions?â
âYou donât need to understand me, I donât WANT you to understand me!â
âNot everyone can be pulled into the light, hero.â

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Protection from danger memes
âIf they touch you, Iâll kill them.â âIf they want to hurt you, theyâll have to go through me first.â âDo you want to die? No? Then back off.â âGet behind me. Iâll deal with this.â âYouâre safe while Iâm with you, okay? Thatâs why I canât leave.â âI can only hold them off for so long! Go!â âDonât worry about me, worry about yourself! Iâve got this!â âDo you want to kick their ass, or shall I?â âAnyone that lays a hand on you will face my wrath.â