•The Alphabeht•

I didn’t know about New Jersey’s law so imagine my shock when a pump jockey sprinted at my car and kicked my door shut when I tried to get out to get gas. I rolled down my window and asked him “Is there a law against pumping your own gas or something?” And he looked at me like I’M nuts and just said “…yes?”

Streamers getting high schoolers into chess is so so funny to me and it's even funnier that all the kids are bad at it too

Just heard from my brother in 8th grade that chess.com is blocked at school so kids are playing games of chess over shared Google docs during class. Literally laughing so hard at this.

I’m not autistic but I believe in their beliefs

The inherent eroticism of a waistcoat

With the shirt sleeves rolled up?

Yes

the toll has been paid

hold up is that the “I love cocaine” bear

important discovery derailing this panel thank you for your contribution 

Does this count as a fair reference or the artist tracing?

Best customer I’ve ever had was when some rich white cape cod lady in a floor length fur coat came into my store and asked her daughters what sweated pants were and how to wear them and her daughters kept trying to explain what sweat pants were to her and she was completely and utterly flummoxed by them

She asked if sweat pants are bisexual and her daughter was like “unisex?” and she was like “sure”

casting italian spells rn

pasta primavera

This is pure art.

For those curious, this was taken at the Oceti Sakowin camp during the No DAPL protests in Cannon Ball, North Dakota. The photograph is titled "Defend the Sacred" by Ryan Vizzions. I did not find the name of the subject on horseback.