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vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

Ubers charge more if you order them from certain places, like bars where they know you have no choice if you’re drunk. Walk somewhere else just not anywhere that serves alcohol and then call for one. I’ve had my $40 dollar Uber go down to $20 before but it’s not always that dramatic.

That’s great information! Lumbridge home teleport costs 0gp every 30 minutes.

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

Hospital room. A hospital room. Not a hot spiral room. What a nightmare idea. And you all rolled with that idea. The idea that I was sitting in a hot sweltering spiral prison watching the Big Bang theory is actually what hell is. Bazinga.

I know “oh no”, “oops”, and “uh-oh” are the suggested substitutes, but it really just looks like Microsoft is prompting you for an apology to your potentially offended readers

that looks like a yugioh card for a cambrian themed deck

What? What ?? What ???

WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK

At this point I'm starting to think it's just an internet ARG where people collectively make shit up to fuck with us

hey notajerusalemcricket, i need you to understand that at one point tumblr DID actually fake a whole children's television show using the Squiddles from homestuck so... the opposite of your reblog has already happened

hm ?

Homestuck is the demonic ghost Haunting the old decrepit House of Tumblr, and new tumblrites are the unsuspecting buyers who thought the house was "quaint" and "full of charm" and never questioned why it was dirt cheap

you guys reblog this every wednesday every wednesday i wake up and wonder what day it is and i see bigweld in my tumblr notifications and im like ah its wednesday again bigweld wednesday just like last wednesday its wednesday its bigweld wednesday

guess how i found out today is wednesday

We absolutely do NOT!