I'm just here for the show.

Do please burn that content from the internet.

Thank you

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while

This is Patti Labelle

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate

If this isn’t in the Obi-Wan show, I’m gonna RIOT.

look, I’m just saying that it’s not completely out of the realm of possibility for Palpatine to have made Vader attend state dinners, and it’s also not completely out of the realm of possibility for Leia to have been brought to one of those state dinners, and since both Leia and Vader are possessed of the peculiar ability to engender absolute rage in anyone that talks to them, it is in fact more than possible that they ended up in the bitchiest, most useless of staring contests at least once

In ROTJ he’s like “wait Luke has a sister? I have a DAUGHTER?” and then he reads Luke’s mind and realizes who it is and he’s like “FUCK”

Also unrelated but over the years of state dinners he’s grown weirdly attached to this tiny, angry gremlin senator and he kind of enjoys their pissing matches at this point so like. The destruction of Alderaan hits him on a much more person level than he expected because he wanted to beat her but not like this

GET THEM, SCARJO.