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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏
This is art at its finest
Funner fact. No even number has an A in it
the number four should have an a
You agree
That’s not even right, one thousand is even and has an a in it.
That’s not even right,
one thousand is even and
has an a in it.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@abalidoth
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏
This is art at its finest
Funner fact. No even number has an A in it
the number four should have an a
You agree
That’s not even right, one thousand is even and has an a in it.
That’s not even right,
one thousand is even and
has an a in it.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@abalidoth
Vote Harris.
Reblog to put candy in your mutuals pumpkin shaped candy pails 🎃

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Today’s the day
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pls let this blow up like the other one
This show’s writers were so god-tier they managed to condense a James Bond movie down to five minutes and fit one into every episode, and the running gags never got old.
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.
Not worth taking the risk
also at the end when they ask you "any questions?" and you can't think of anything: ask about parking. even if you don't have a car.
OH OH OH I KNOW THIS ONE
So initially I thought it was good to answer the final "Any questions?" question in the negative; I thought it indicated that I understood everything and was ready to get started.
APPARENTLY THIS IS FALSE, and it communicates instead that you have no actual interest in the position. So if you can't think of any questions that weren't answered already by the interviewer, you still have to ask them something. Definitely ask about parking, that's a good suggestion (indicates you have a reliable source of transportation even if you don't), but I've found that interviewers like these questions too:
"What is your favorite part/What do you consider the most rewarding part of working at [location]?" I've surprised a couple interviewers with this one! I don't think they expected me to ask them their personal opinions? If it's a decent job, you'll hear about the best parts of it; if it's a bad job, you may or may not hear them struggling to find silver linings. But whatever they say, you respond, "That sounds great! I know I'm going to enjoy that!" or something along those lines.
"What do you consider the most important/essential skill for this position?" I think they like this one too, from the length of the answers I've gotten for it. You'll get a more detailed indication of what the position requires skill-wise, of course, and a better idea of whether it's a good fit for you or not. And when the interviewer is done (this one typically gets a shorter answer than the previous question), you say, "That sounds right in my wheelhouse, perfect!"
Two questions I favour are- "Why did the last person leave this position?" and "Where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?" Because it's super easy to gauge whether they care about their work- If they give you a very corporate answer about why the last person left, you can bet they had no care about the person at all. If they sound professional but give you an answer regarding performance or unhappiness with their previous position, you can make a guess at whether they did care and worked the person too hard OR the person might have just not been a good fit, OR you can sometimes tell by tone and body language whether they left for valid reasons and the now slightly uncomfortable interviewer has to wonder if their answer was satisfactory. And asking where they see themself in 5 years can tell you a lot about their own position in the company. Again, a regurgitated "here with the company" is boring as shit and they are a corporate cog or hate their life choices. But sometimes you get juicy answers like a lighthearted "Oh here I hope!" or a "Well Ideally I would like to continue this position" or "I see myself promoted by that time". All of that also says something about the company, but their reactions can tell you a lot about them. Being TOO dedicated and focused on work means they do not care about your freetime. Also it's fun to turn the tables. I've had a few interviewers be delighted that I asked these because it was new to them. I havwe also had some be irritated and uncomfortable and each time they were, I knew that they weren't going to call me because they didn't like someone with opinions or the ability to question back. I'm not saying everyone should do this but in my experience it DOES garner some respect when you aren't afraid to be like well what are YOU planning to do in the next 5 years if you're so concerned about me?" You know?
In business school I was told a good one to ask is: “Do you have any concerns about my qualifications or skills for this position?”
Because the answer will either be “No,” in which case having them verbally state that you’re a good fit and they have no concerns will cement you in their mind as a good candidate
Or the answer will be “Well, I do wonder about xyz thing,” in which case you have to opportunity to explain more about that weakness and how you plan to expand your skills/work around that/why it’s not actually a problem

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The way some people cannot understand that when I, an aroace-spec person, call someone "hot" it doesn't mean I'd like to share bed with them, but that I think they are a pleasing sight for my eyes. Yeah, they have good features. Yeah, they are pretty/handsome. That's it. Nothing more, it's just nice to look at them. Just like looking at some flower or aesthetically pleasing food. You don't need to like the scent of that flower or taste of that food, but it looks nice.
Have you seen Goncharov (1973)?
Yes
No
Haven’t even heard of this movie
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The fact that he’s not actually struggling but just learned a habit from watching his human buddy snap bamboo is so precious.
be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two
this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts
me and your uni course @yuqiyuqi

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sending so much love to everyone who feels like they’re never chosen as the best friend, as the partner, as the favorite. sending love to all of you who have been treated and felt like second best. sending love to all of you who have felt rejected and unwanted. to all of you who have had to try really hard to fit in because you felt like you never will.
you are so loved. you will be seen and heard by the right people. you can trust that you are valuable and not defined by other people’s perceptions of you. if someone doesn’t see your worth, it doesn’t mean it isn’t there.
For everyone who needs to hear this today.
If someone doesn’t see your worth, it doesn’t mean it isn’t there.
happy wednesday to all my fellow aroace folks
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