Stupidity is a Talent for Misconception

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

We have lost the meaning of queerbait

Just because what you wanted didn't happen, doesn't mean it's queerbaiting. It is now being used an excuse when the ship you want didn't get together. Queerbaiting has to do with marketing.

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

i needed this because i find doors very difficult sometimes

#someone’s getting space laid tonight (via vulcanfingerkisses)

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

eat something proper today. not as a reward or a punishment, just because your body is doing a lot of work and it runs on actual fuel

fresh for the sharing

re-watching the original trilogy is great because you really get a sense for how weird luke skywalker is, just how quickly he becomes that weird AND how quickly he commits to it. Like he's honestly pretty chill in a new hope, but the absolute INSTANT he figures out he can move shit with his mind he goes full send on the cryptic off-putting bullshit. Walking around in full black robes, speaking in riddles, aura farming and backflipping whenever physically possible. He's clearly annoyed when he first meets yoda in empire, but he dismisses that pretty quickly in favour of ALSO becoming an over-dramatic space wizard. The combination of his two teachers being yoda and obi-wan kenobi and him being the son of anakin and padme creates the single most intense and fundamentally kind force sensitive perfectly embodying the heart of the jedi order whilst also serving egregious amounts of cunt and being bizarre to be around. He would have THRIVED as a jedi master during the high republic. he would have been every padawan's favourite and every other master's worst nightmare

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

𝕴 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖉𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖉𝖘 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖓'𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑?

It's clearly casting moonbeam, you uncultured fireball-brained wizard.

A trope that’s not that common but still breaks my heart is when a character is in an alternate universe or a fake good universe to try and lower them into a false sense of security, or even seeing a flashback of a memory that ended well, being like “this isn’t how it ended.” Or “that’s not how it went.” And their voice just aches because all the grief in their regret comes through. What if they had been kinder. What if somehow that time they had listened. But they didn’t. But it’s nice to pretend, even for a moment.