Stupidity is a Talent for Misconception

This is extremely common among chickens because a) like most birds, they only have one functioning ovary and b) their ovary does a LOT of hormonal heavy lifting in the sex department. So they're one ovary malfunction away from their body going "guess we're doin' rooster now" and growing different feathers and having them start crowing.

is there a word for the foreboding sense that you're overdue for a new hyperfixation so you're just consuming media normally while wondering what's going to ruin your life this time

never forget your number one audience is yourself. if you're not having fun, then what's the point?

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

Where's that post about how anticapitalist satire will always get one-upped by like, someone describing their job.

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

u can always give a character fangs and sharp teeth. for no reason

This is the funniest Superman clip ever. He just exposed his identity to a bunch of randos to fuck with a woman who just jumped out a window to fuck with him.

we used to get christmas episodes of television. halloween episodes. valentines. we used to get television that felt like part of your life. like it was happening alongside your life. now we mostly get 8 episodes dropping all at once every two years and they don't have time for any of that. i miss characters living alongside us