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NASA
Sade Olutola
Misplaced Lens Cap
Stranger Things
Three Goblin Art

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

Product Placement
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
YOU ARE THE REASON
Claire Keane
occasionally subtle
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Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.

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Batman @ Robin:
Incredibles 2 (2018)
Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1
Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace elastigirl with that fuckery
The Lion King (2019)

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You’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person
why did it take me so long to realize?
1997 animated fashion
2018 art hoe fashion
i have been in a certain mood lately but i’m not emotionally intelligent enough to fully articulate it
Son… THIS is what I’M here for. The slow motion at the end? PRICELESS!!!
They wanna kill our magic cause they don’t have it.
I can’t just sit here and NOT reblog this.. I just can’t.
It’s like watching the end of stomp the yard all over
Oh shut ha ja
I love showtime nigggas
Yaaaas
journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.
me, a millennial:
THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.
yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005

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This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are.
I know just the man for the job.
This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.
@explainingthejoke ?
The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.
A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.
Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom “tilting at windmills,” meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.
So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy are….
actually…
tilting at windmills.
I feel like this is one of the very few times where explaining the joke leads to another one that everyone can now understand and laugh at
This an amazing post
I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.
Him: What’s your favorite color?
Me: Lol, pink.
Him: Is that the same color as your panties?
Me:
Him: How was your day?
Me: A little stressful can’t wait to get home and relax.
Him: awww you need some dick to relax babe.
Him: what do you do for fun?
Me: I like to knit
Him: why don’t you knit on this dick
Me:
Him: What are you up to?
Me: Just did laundry, tired af now.
Him: You deserve some dick for that right?
Ladies, keep it going!
Him: wyd
Me: I’m washing dishes
Him: damn…wish I could bend you over the sink
(Someone really told me this)
BYEEEE!! 😂😂😂😂
Him: wyd?
Me: laying down
Him: without me?
Me:
That’s the granddaddy of them all!
Foreal
Him: WYD
Me: I’m having dinner
Him: Damn, I bet that mouth good, huh?? 😏
Me:
Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3
excuse me
Treat yourself better in 2018
“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

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you: are you okay?
me: *looks off into the distance*
me: in theory.
“Supreme Leader Snoke” sounds like something i’d say when i’m drunk at the club and someone asks me whats my name