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mrdsc1010

Batman @ Robin:

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ruinedchildhood

Incredibles 2 (2018)

ryantherabbot

Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1

fuckitting-deactivated20201211

Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace elastigirl with that fuckery

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The Lion King (2019)

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futurez-deactivated20200514

You’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person

venusflwr

why did it take me so long to realize?

campfiretale

1997 animated fashion

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2018 art hoe fashion

africanaquarian

i have been in a certain mood lately but i’m not emotionally intelligent enough to fully articulate it

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93-7

savagebeastrecords

Son… THIS is what I’M here for. The slow motion at the end? PRICELESS!!!

sexb0b-omb-deactivated20210420

They wanna kill our magic cause they don’t have it.

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I can’t just sit here and NOT reblog this.. I just can’t.

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It’s like watching the end of stomp the yard all over

olaznog87

Oh shut ha ja

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I love showtime nigggas

goldnpoc

Yaaaas

mxnrique

journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.

me, a millennial:

dawva

THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.

nos3um

yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005

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triss19

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are.

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

loremerchant

I know just the man for the job.

whomthegodswoulddestroy

This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.

prehistoricsilverfish

@explainingthejoke ?

explainingthejoke

The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.

A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.

Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom “tilting at windmills,” meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.

jenroses

So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy are….

actually…

tilting at windmills.

kingatticus

I feel like this is one of the very few times where explaining the joke leads to another one that everyone can now understand and laugh at

kikakat17

This an amazing post

miseducatedmelanicmuse

I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.

Him: What’s your favorite color?

Me: Lol, pink.

Him: Is that the same color as your panties?

Me:

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Him: How was your day?

Me: A little stressful can’t wait to get home and relax.

Him: awww you need some dick to relax babe.

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Him: what do you do for fun?

Me: I like to knit

Him: why don’t you knit on this dick

Me:

miseducatedmelanicmuse

😂😂😂😂

meeesshhh

Him: What are you up to?

Me: Just did laundry, tired af now.

Him: You deserve some dick for that right?

miseducatedmelanicmuse

Ladies, keep it going!

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Him: wyd

Me: I’m washing dishes

Him: damn…wish I could bend you over the sink

(Someone really told me this)

miseducatedmelanicmuse

BYEEEE!! 😂😂😂😂

okinawawgoddess

🙄

thetaurusworld

Him: wyd?

Me: laying down

Him: without me?

Me:

miseducatedmelanicmuse

That’s the granddaddy of them all!

soravagemecrazy

Foreal

mysticalcoffeequeen

Him: WYD

Me: I’m having dinner

Him: Damn, I bet that mouth good, huh?? 😏

Me:

showerthoughtsofficial

Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettt420

excuse me

hiighlyssa

Treat yourself better in 2018

francisfordfiesta-deactivated20

“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone

whomst-the-fck-asked

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

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nayx-deactivated20200109

you: are you okay?

me: *looks off into the distance*

me: in theory.

norune2

“Supreme Leader Snoke” sounds like something i’d say when i’m drunk at the club and someone asks me whats my name

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