Almost Five

When you accidentally hit superlike on tinder because the damn buttons keep moving. Damn you wine fingers!!

When people use acronyms just too much... You don't sound knowledgeable you just sound like a tosser.

When you buy a new pair of Chuck Taylors because you've forgotten how painful they are...

Emotional stages of a OITNB fan. Stage One: You hear the new season is coming Stage Two: Watching (binging on) the new season - feeling awesome. Stage Three: Getting to the last episode of the new season. Stage Four: Ending the last episode of the new season. Stage Five: Having to spend a whole year rewatching the other seasons just to keep the feeling alive (while its amazing its never quite like that high you feel when watching the new season) Stage Six: Feeling like its been too damn long in between seasons Netflix Stage Seven: Hearing the release date has been set for the new season....

When you start back working out after a bit of a break...

What you say to yourself after you somehow managed to get involved in an accidental week night drinking session.

When I'm trying to catch a train...

The man for the job..better than the alternative.

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When moving from Microsoft to Mac and back.... where is that damn close key...?

And we lose another great artist. What a voice, what a presence...

Farewell to a legend...star of one of the best movies of my childhood (and all time), participated in the most hilarious music clip ever and just sh*tloads of amazing music. RIP David Bowie.

When you like your ringtone music so much you keep listening and keep missing calls.

How I felt during my first bikram yoga class...

When you try to cancel your *insert whatever here* and they're trying to retain your custom and you're just like "I want to cancel, I know my options but I want to cancel. Just do it".