trying on a metaphor

Kiana Khansmith

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hi, I was wondering if requests were still open!
Heyyyy !!!! It’s been awhile since I’ve been in the mood to right or even been on tumblr my apologies!!!! I have had a terrible month lol hope ur all and u anonymous are Doing well ! Yes I’m taking some but it depends on what because I have some piled up already. But you can still send it my way! Have a good night/ day. I would love to read the request!
Dirty Little Secret Masterlist:
*Please don’t steal the picture; I made it specially for the story.*
Summary: While reading a Carver Edlund book, the reader uncovers a heart-shattering secret that her boyfriend of two years has been keeping from her. How will the pair cope with their pain?
Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex, angst, infidelity, mentions of blood, jerk!dean, intense feels, new warnings for each chapter
A/N: I love creating this! It is my child! Enjoy!
Chapters:
1. Dirty Little Secret
2. Secret’s Out
3. The Messy Truth
4. If I Stay
5. Welcome Back
6. Ghost Dance
7. The Other Side
8. A Different Kind Of Secret
9. Blue Eyes
On hiatus…
This story is so awesome!!!!!! Highly recommend
I hope he gets better ! This is so sad. ❤️❤️he’s been through so much!!

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Hello I’m back people
Let me just say I go missing for a few months Nd Tumblr gets a new update and it looks terrible LOL
🎃 SPOOKTOBER DAY 5: The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) dir. Tim Burton
Photos Of Sleeping Pups In A Puppy Daycare Center Are Taking Over The Internet.
Race and Belle, my step ma’s dogs, nap on my pillows like they’re little beds.
Thanks for the tag @fangirl-and-medstudent-help xx
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Reblogging because I care about you guys
Important
Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want.
Everyone should reblog this!
Very useful.
To that last one that shit is NO JOKE
Please be safe!
hi! i hope you are doing okay! i hope you have a good day/night :)
Thank you so much for reaching out to me🥺🥺🥺honestly this made me so happy to read! Im sorry I'm late answering this, I was going through a rough time but hopefully I'm back now. I hope you have a wonderful day and night/ week now! and stay safe and blessed!!!
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Are match ups open?
Yeah the ships are open!!!!!! I'll get to it today since I finally have a free day !! Haha
Stressed
New girl fanfic ofc, Schmidt x reader
Words
A/n: I know I have a lot of stories to get to especially That 70s Show but I finally had an idea for a new girl fanfic. Take it easy on me this is my first new girl fanfic haaha!!!
"you're stress eating aren't you?"
It was 9 p.m. and you were in the loft eating a burger when Schmidt walked in.
"No I'm not."
"You're eating that sandwich like your life depends on it, now tell me what's bothering you."
You sighed. "Ugh it's a lot of things schmidt."
"Are you not having any sex y/n is that it? because we can fix that." You gave him a look.
"No its not that. I mean kinda but...- no, I'm tired of not having long relationships and I'm almost 28 I should be pretty settled in."
"That's not true, none of us are settled down and we're older than you by a little."
"Yeah I guess your right. I just dont feel like I'm where I'm supposed to be in my life."
"I know you wanted to do more acting stuff by now but I would say I'm very proud of you for how far you've come. I mean you did a commerical for crying out loud! Not to mention you got over your fears. Stop being so hard on yourself woman, you'll get more jobs, I mean look at you."
You bit your lip & smiled. "Thank you so much schmidt, that means a lot to me."
" no problem, that's what I'm here for cuz I'm cool. I'm the cool one. The one with the best advice. That's why they call me mr. Advice guy. Advice here, Get your advice here"
"Alright no one calls you that, and I wouldn't go that far." You laughed. "But I think miller might be a little cooler than you.."
"Oh please."
Grabbing your hot sauce you tried to pour it down schmidt's mouth. "I know Miller would definitely drink this." he grabbed your wrist midway.
"Of course I wouldn't I'm not an animal."
2 secs, 3 seconds, 4
schmidt didnt let you go, both of you holding each others stare. It was the connection you've been wanting for awhile.
He spoke up: " are you thinking what I'm thinking? Solve one of your stressed out problems."
Grinning widely you shook your head. "Let's do it." Tugging on his arm you walked him towards his room.
He closed the door and grabbed your face kissing you. You were in heaven you couldnt believe schmidt was kissing you. That was one reason why you were stressed out. You liked him but didnt have enough courage to tell him, plus he didnt seem like he wanted a relationship since he was with a new girl ;) almost every week.
You guys walked back towards the bed, you laying down and him following suit. he leaned on top of you, stopped, and pulled back and spoke up walking towards the door;
"We can't do this."
You were kinda embarrassed. He probably didnt like you like you, I mean its schmidt he's hot and you dont your his type.
"Oh?" Is all you could say. Almost like a deer in headlights.
" I'm sorry I can usually do this with anyone."
Punch number 2 to the gut.
" oh okay nooo, I understand you cant do it when you know you cant get it up." You said shyly getting up.
"What no no, I can get it up. Trust me I can get it up. It's just I cant do it with you because- because I like you y/n. I've actually liked you for a while. I don't just want to jump into bed with you, like I normally would."
You were in shock. You raised your eyebrows.
" you were dating that guy and then you seemed upset so I didn't want to interfere or be the rebound, which I mean I wouldn't have minded but instead I just tried to distract myself with other women." At this point you were smiling so hard your face could fall off.
"Wow I wasnt expecting that, but I've liked you for a while too. I can't believe that our Schmidt is ready to try relationship."
" well hey, I didn't say all that." He joked. "I'm kidding I would like to try with you. How does dinner tomorrow around 7 sound?"
"It sounds great. I cant wait. I'll see you then."
"See you then." He closed the gap in between you guys and kissed you passionately. You could feel yourself heating up and getting red but you liked this feeling. You could get used to this.
"Good night schmidt.''
"Good night y/n."
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The end
Howdy can I get a that 70s show ship please? Im a straight female, I’m 5”1 I’ve got dirty blond hair that’s super messy. I love classic rock and my wardrobe consists of ripped jeans and band T-shirts. I don’t really know how to handle my emotions so I either shut myself out or make jokes to cover for it. I also like to read, draw, and play guitar. I also do well in school but I really hate school. My favorite tv shows are MASH and the Twilight Zone. Thanks love ❤️
Of course you can I'm so sorry it took so long!! Ywww love 💜🦋
I ship you with:
Steven Hyde
Omg side note I love this sceneeee shown below.
You both :
Wear band shirt
Love ac/dc
Listening to music alot together
Since you like to read and Hyde hates reading, you read to him the school material books you're assigned
Eat snacks together
Watch twilight zone together with other tv shows like gillan island
Are horrible with your emotions or expressing them so it leads to some fighting.
Shut people out
Are stubborn asf
Are very good looking ppl
Can be messy
Either of you wanna apologize first depending on the fight or situation
You both are horrible with emotions but hyde can be protective over you and you live it and find it hot and adorable. Shows he really cares. He does many things to show you he cares. He hung your photo in his room and he does the small stuff that anyone would die for. Like cutting off the sides off of your cucumber or seeing you at your lunch break, picking you up from work, holding your hands, rubbing your hair so you fall asleep. You both love bands so much you even nith trade some shirts every now and again, its crazy you dress and act alike. Hyde isnt always interested in your hobbies like reading but he still tries to impress you with things and you still get along great. He loves when you play guitar around him. He even got jealous of your band buddy. You guys have been through a lot but you would never want to lose him. You knew him for about 6 years but didnt really like him right away. You guys have been dating for at least 2 years now on and off, but he always tries to make sure you never go to bed angry because he knows you dont like that. He'll try and get you flowers or something else that "the government wouldn't want him to buy that's orginal" after an argument/ silent treatment. He bought you bunny slippers at the end of the last fight, that you have been wanting for awhile. You ofc love circle time and sitting on Steven's lap showing off he's yours & vice versa.
Things you say a lot to donna and the gang about Steven:
"Isnt he an amazing boyfriend."
Can you believe him
What a jerk
Hes all I ever wanted
My puddin pop ;)
Hope you liked this.
Happy Tuesday
It’s Tuesday! Good morning everyone!!!

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Every single time
I wish meetings were as enjoyable as getting a tattoo.
I know this is impossible but did we all get s e x i e r ? (+ Five got angrier)