I wanna know you like waves know shores.

any temperature above 70F is homophobic

Okay, I’ll bite. Why?

because i dont like it

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

Its fun lol

Hell to the got damn fucking nope. Nope nah.

I rode one of these at 6 flags as a kid and it was so fun!!!

dont talk to me or my 47 porn blog followers ever again

Me

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

me when I’m the dd

is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?