cocou bitch

can i be your significant bother

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

hey btw the unfathomable horror that constantly looms over me thinks you're cute

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

Audio description: Very loud trilling purrring.

Very important kitty noises

I think your cat is probably a dove

The cat is ringing, pick up!

....PURRGLING!!!

can everyone turn their lights off i wanna see the stars in the night sky

skipping the ad isn't enough...... i need to banish it. i need to murder it. i need to stab it to death. i need to blow it the fuck up.

!!!

Be with someone who will take care of you. Not materialistically, but takes care of ur soul, ur well being, ur heart & everything that’s you