oh dear

I think the reason I like qiu haitang so much is because just like shen jiu, she's not a perfect victim. She was vengeful and ignorant, and so incapable of accepting the truth it literally killed her. I think the fandom glosses over her because it's hard to think about someone that is both in the right and in the wrong so we just ignore her character. Qiu haitang they could never make me hate you

#she had to rebuild her life from literal ASHES but the reason why it burned down is because her happiness was built on LIESSSSS#she really made me like liu mingyan a lot more too#“sisters avenging their older brothers” but make it cursed really gets me <3 - via @daicielane

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)

Doomed siblings have me on a chokehold in a way no trope can ever achieve. Something so gut wrenchingly beautiful about two kids going through unimaginable trauma and coming out damaged forever. I always eat it up. Maybe they stay together and find solace only in each other, used and kicked out by society! Maybe they end up on opposite sides of the war! Maybe they end up betraying one another! Maybe one of them dies haunting the narrative forever! Maybe one of them destroys the world for the other! So many endless tragic possibilities!

One of the quickest ways a good writer can embarrass themselves is to poorly render an accent.

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”