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try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt

last man standing

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

me, tossing and turning until 2 am: the lag…

a 12th century monastic scribe drawing dragons and creatures in the margins while laying on his stomach with his feet kicking in the air like a middle school girl

i think you have to romanticize autumn a little. what else are you supposed to do

You are small potatoes to me. And brother I’m about to start mashing

I like listening to ppl talk so i can see whats normal and whats not normal

HELPPP TUMBLR IS SELLING SHOELACES

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s