im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

World Heritage Post

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

Unofficial Autism Post

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

life feels exactly like this now

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

Y'know what, this reminder also includes non-Americans. Let's watch our words and keep the victims of American aggressions in our heart always

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.