a fridged wife of a man

Come Outside In The Evening Lets Play Again I Miss You A Lot.

too many of you are being far too cruel.

okay on the topic of Cregger do we all remember when Weapons came out and people started making up a movie to get mad at and were pissed about it supposedly being "elevated horror"... many of you are dumb as hell god bless. one shot of a floating AR-15 does not an "elevated horror" film make

Know literally nothing at all about Resident Evil but this morning I watched the trailer for the new Cregger film (looks quite good to be honest!) and I feel a strong kinship with the fat man sitting evilly in the dark

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

I don’t have a hard time believing this.

Crows are smart as fuck I don’t even begin to doubt the veracity of these stories

A crow perched on a shrine boarder bowed back to me once while I was living in Japan. I was in laughing hysterics and a bit freaked out all the rest of the way home. Crows are fantastic and terrifying.

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now