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lowkey obsessed with my own blog. it has all my favorite things and all the opinions i agree with. best place on the internet maybe ever

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

No Alvin I don't think you can say that word, I know it's part of the original lyrics but Simon is right you're gonna make a lot of people uncomfortable

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

computah show me a way out that isn’t through

wizard101 characters be like ohh?? u need to ask ME a question to help you SAVE THE WORLD? well i cant do JACK FUCKING SHIT without my special THINKING SOUP. when the shadow soldiers ransacked my home they stole nothing but my SOUP INGREDIENTS. go fight the entire fucking legion on the off chance they kept my fucking soup ingrendients on them

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

i have this deadly sickness called remembering