Allpinewood

A father going through it Disco Elysium style and the daughter that haunts the narrative of his world.

Star motifs run in the family, especially with Gold who is obsessed with it and sticking star stickers on everything-- even her dad! Hence Mango nicknames her "Gold Star".

During S3, Mango doesn't disclose his motive to Purple and especially what happened with his daughter. Throughout preparations, Purple was the one who designed a fit for Mango for a "King Vibe" and added star motifs because Purple first assumed that Mango liked stars since there were lots of star motifs and old stickers around Mango's place.

Cuddle it in their sleep.

Use it for fancy orchestras.

Make a pogo stick out of it

This is the reaction of someone who realized they literally created a world ending weapon then gave it to a group of very, very stupid kids. I’m dying. Please I cannot express how absolutely hilarious this is to me. The weapon that King used to literally destroy the entirety of Minecraft is now being used by the dumbest squad of teenagers who are using it for teenage things. He doesn’t even know about the lucky block thing.

Bro literally went on an extended villain arc, disgraced his dead son’s memory, and hurt/took advantage of/abused countless innocents and he has just realized the biggest mistake he ever made was giving his weapon to the people who beat him. Not because they are worse than him but because they are royally, painfully, AGONIZINGLY stupid. World ending power meets world denying stupidity

So that new Animation Vs game, huh?

Stratt: tries to make a going-off comfort gift and instead creates the most insensitive thing possible

Hands you updated stickbugs (and a bird)

uuuuummm

gif version for anyone interested

I knew it wasn't gonna work because of Narrative Reasons but like. Can you imagine. Can you imagine being TDL and having everything you were working on annihilated. Twice. And both times it was because Jimmy Fucktoes Pulls A Nuke. Except the second time it was 100% literal. Hazard Wins Bigly

I was like "Okay obviously it's like. Gonna be a dud or something right." and then it blew up and I audibly said "Okay wow then. Uh. Um. Fuck 'em up Hazard". And then it didn't work and I REALLY hope Hazard survived that because I think I got a new blorbo out of it.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.