Obi-Wan Owns My Ass

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-Picard is one of those people who needs to know if an animal dies in a movie- he will cry if the horsie dies.

-Troi likes to ship her coworkers when she's bored.

-Crusher has the highest alcohol tolerance, she's knocking back shots like there's no tomorrow while everyone else is black out drunk.

-Data once replicated that knife game scene from Aliens with O'Brien. Ro was cheering him on.

-Picard only had a breakfast cooked by Riker once and never again, because Picard ended up in sickbay after eating Riker's scrambled eggs.

-Crusher used to go to festivals and raves when she was in the academy, and still can mosh and rave- that's her secret holodeck indulgence.

-Riker kept the plush doll of Picard from 'The Pegasus' and has tea parties with it- Picard impression and all.

-Picard got forced to watch Ratatouille. He liked the food, hated how everyone made Ratatouille jokes around him for weeks (he's bald so no rats can control him by pulling his hair)

-One time an ensign went into the holodeck when some of the senior officers where in there and saw Picard take a bite out of a stick of butter. That ensign is scarred for life.

-Q once gender-swapped everyone on the Enterprise. Was a pleasant trans awakening for some of the crew, and Picard secretly enjoyed having long silky hair.