we scrolling, keep gay

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

furthermore they have no clue you even exist

can i touch you but in a hesitant and exploratory way

[guy experiencing the first stage of grief voice] damn i got through the five stages of grief pretty quickly 😄

yall ever lose interest in something so you stop seeking out content for it and your brain will be like. wow its so crazy that that thing used to be everywhere and then everyone stopped talking about it. so crazy that it fell off like that because nobody is talking about it on my personal curated social media and youtube algorithms. surely no other factors here.

"are you sexually active" the only thing that eats me out is guilt

Guards! Fuck each other witless against the floor. Her royal highness requires references for her yaoi drawings of the knights of the round table fandom

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible