With great power comes great responsibility

the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me

Homeboys thinkin theyre Buzz Lightyear when they’re gettin buzzed off of one light beer. -The Executioner

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

i will betray myself for a discount

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)

Why did we as a society accept the fact that we're no longer getting bloopers reels for TV shows

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