Feel The Fear But Do It Anyway

Guillermo del Toro was like "I hate it when the happy ending is the monster turning human" and by God he's right (he also hates fascism.)

The devil is god’s enemy but will torture you if you disobey god? Girl they are in cahoots. Good cop bad cop.

i hate to say this but i just had the best meal of my life and it was ceviche at a mexican restaurant called “mas margaritas” in cedar rapids, iowa

literally after every single bite i was internally like “holy SHIT this is divine” but i had to keep it inside bc i would lose all credibility with my family if i let them know this ceviche from mas margaritas (restaurant in cedar rapids, IA) was better than any mexican cuisine i’ve ever had in LA or uh. mexico. and you know when people say that a food is better than sex. it was like that but it was like when i was in middle school and repressing my sexuality and had to pretend i wasn’t turned on when my friends played gay chicken at sleepovers and slowly moved their hands up my thigh asking “are you scared? are you scared?” get this to 10k and i’ll post it on yelp

the horrors may be unrelenting but motherfucker so am i!

if i had seen the transition from sepia to color in wizard of oz in 1939 i would have lost my shit i would've started screaming in the theater

No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet.   Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.    Its a paradox.

children’s book illustrators r literally the cornerstone of society im not kidding. where would we be w/o that little business worm in the apple car or the brambly hedge animals making their feasts and flying their kites like literally WHERE  . do not even get me started on frog and toad 

need to have a bowl of soup that changes my life and soon

If I’m correct, this is from the article “list of common misconceptions” which happens to be one of my favorite Wikipedia articles

when i say im into architecture i don't mean that i actually care about construction or understand physics by any means what i'm saying is that i appreciate buildings fuckability and sexiness that's it