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uses my powerful magnetic field to create detailed images of your organs, skeletal system, and all the other soft tissues in your body

uses my powerful magnetic fields to create 69 love songs

saddest most miserable little creature only 4 whole cents!

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count dracula? uhhh ok. one

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on valentines day do NOT propose to anyone do NOT ask anyone out do NOT go on a date do NOT have sex do NOT marry anyone. go to coolmathgames dot com and start playing papa's freezeria

Which of the MLP mane six would be a responsible gun owner and why is it Pinkie Pie

Which of the MLP mane six has committed vehicular manslaughter while drunk driving and why is it Fluttershy

Actually would it be vehicular maneslaughter or mareslaughter

it would be mareslaughter, it would only apply to killing a pony, and there would be no equivalent charge for killing a griffin, donkey, zebra, or changeling. On account of the extreme pony racism.

On account of the extreme pony racism.

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people